I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, o.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and...

A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fungi!" Join the fun!

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & beautiful young woman enteredShe was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away fro.. #funny, #joke, #humor

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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman enteredShe was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Three guys were sitting in a biker bar.A man came in, already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table. #funny, #joke, #humor

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A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his […]

A man walks into the front door of a bar He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender po.. #funny, #joke, #humor

“What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke,” the guy protests. “Just take a bite of the apple,” says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up. “Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?” The bartender tells him, “Turn it around.” So...

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the bartender does

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & beautiful young woman entered.She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from h.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beerThe bartender hands him the beer and says, “You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the barHe walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.“Well,” replies Paul, “You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted t.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Two man, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after […]

Two men are sitting in a bar drinking. The first man notices two old men across the bar. He points at them and says to his friend, “That’s us in about ten...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran...

An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone.

He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, ‘What’s with the money in the jar?’ ‘Well... you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.’ The man certainly isn’t going to pass this...

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A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his […]