A man walks in through the front door after work. ... and his wife immediately starts smacking him, left and right across the face, cursing. “Woah woah woah... what gives?!”, the man says. The smacking intensifies briefly, and then she let’s up. “I picked up your coat from the dry...
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Things can quickly turn complicated if two people from the same family start relationships with two people from another family. This story is a hilarious example of just that. An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and...
For us (and by that, I mean “for me”), the title of Emperor of Humorkind is held by none other than dad jokes. Whether you love ‘em or you hate ‘em, you can’t deny that this form of funny humor is amusing. Luckily for us, there seems to be a near-endless supply of these bad jokes. Uhm, I mean best jokes. That’s why we’re glad to have found the Dad Jokes Instagram account that regularly posts... [drum roll]... yup, you guessed it—new and original dad jokes!
WARNING! Really corny jokes ahead. A huge collection of cringe-inducing, groan-worthy jokes for kids and big kids (especially Dads!). Enter at your peril...
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Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
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Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOU As you know, I'm in Australia and he's in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp... Read Dad's Hilarious Reply...
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor
This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...
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Funny Jokes in Urdu and English" is a delightful collection of humor that transcends language barriers. This compilation brings together a diverse range of jokes that will have you laughing out loud, whether you're fluent in Urdu, English, or both. These jokes showcase the rich humor found in both l...
Bad puns and one big 360° eye roll are signs you’ve encountered a dad joke. It can happen anywhere—a Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, a 5-minute phone call to your mom (dad picking up the phone every time is one of the greatest unexplained mysteries), or during a drive to the supermarket. But the point is, unlike our dads, they never get old.
Looking for funny dad jokes to crack up the family? Here's a list of great dad puns, one-liners, and jokes you've probably never heard.
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer...
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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
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Cringe is as cringe does. Even though the internet is full of wonderful things like cat pics, wholesome local news, and articles written by yours truly, it’s also home to the vast and spooky wilderness where you’ll find the most bizarre and cringe-worthy posts. And it’s the members of the ‘Cringetopia’ subreddit that bears the heavy burden of documenting the cringiest examples to share (and publicly mock!) with the world. These cringetopians have a duty to show us what to never ever do while at the same time providing us with some hilariously weird content.
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A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say...
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But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...
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A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
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The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can’t cure you, I pay you $100. A lawyer decides that it’s his time to shine, so goes to the doctor. “Doctor, I cant taste anything anymore. Please cure me!” The doctor tells his nurse to get him some of the medicine from drawer 33. The...
