Why Aren't Our Friends This Creative When They Greet Us At The Airport
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He turns on his flashlight and proceeds to the family room where he intends to start bagging small items and work his way up to the big items. While he is beginning to collect valuables, he hears a voice... “Jesus is watching.” This startles the burglar, who quickly glances around with...
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A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, “Are you...
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Moishe goes into a police station to report that his wife Rebecca is missing. Moishe: “I’ve lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.” Sergeant: “How tall is she, sir?” Moishe: “I think she’s 5 foot something.” Sergeant: “And what about her build?” ...
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. Whoa there, said the doctor, ‘Don’t be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there’s another...
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!”The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”When he finally arrived in Texas, he.. #funny, #joke, #humor
There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody’s dog had been painted green, one always knew who the culprits were the brothers. One day the boys’ mother asked a priest to talk to her sons and put the...
