A young man walks into a supermarket and buys a bar of soap, a toothbrush, toothpaste,a loaf of bread, a container of milk, two boxes of cereal and a frozen dinner.The girl at the cas.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Little Tommy was doing very poorly in mathHis parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers — in short, everything they could think of.Finally in a last .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man and his friend are in a bar enjoying some drinks. A gorilla is also drinking in the bar. One man walks over to the gorilla and punches it …
One is a member of the Gestapo. One is an Imperial Japanese officer. And one is a Fascist Italian Commander.They are all sitting in their holding cell discussing what they are going to do .. #funny, #joke, #humor
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war.The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins.He got to a phone and called her right .. #funny, #joke, #humor
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were […]
I was strolling in the gardens of an insane asylum when I met a young man who was reading a philosophy book.His behavior and his evident good health made him stand out from the other inmates.. #story, #funny
A preacher is buying a parrot.“Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher.“Oh absolutely #funny, #joke, #humor
A lawyer tries to make conversation with the barber when barber shaves his hair.Barber whispers in lawyer's ear:─ This kid is one of the dumbest kids in the world! #story, #funny
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was takenYou've got to have a room somewhere, he pleadedOr just a bed, I don't care where. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a seafood platter. When the dish arrived, he noticed something unusual. He called the waiter and said, "This fish is labeled as 'piranha,' but it looks like a normal fish." The waiter replied, "Ah, yes, that's our 'Piranha Surprise' – it surprises you by not eating
A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.A man comes in and asks the farmer,“Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” #funny, #joke, #humor
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor
The authorities were leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They asked the priest if he wanted to face up or down when he meets his fate.The priest said that h.. #story, #funny
A blonde is swimming in a river.
“Bring me the colt of a Donkey” was the Master's request.A young donkey was brought to Jesus to carry Him to Jerusalem.Five days later He was ordered to be crucified. #story, #funny
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while StPeter is leafing through the big book to see if the guy is worthy of entering.Saint Peter goes through the book several t.. #funny, #joke, #humor
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture […]
The donkey told the tiger, “The grass is blue.” The tiger replied, “No, the grass is green.” The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they sought out the wise old owl who lived in the nearby forest. The donkey and the tiger approached the owl with their […]
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you
The woman went to a psychologist and complained: "I don't want to get married. I am educated, independent and self-sufficient. I don't need a husband. But
I am wellHope you're tooTell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm – tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room,where much to the groom’s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love making.Finally.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A couple went for a cruise tour to enjoy their private honeymoon while leaving their children at homeUnfortunately, the cruise ship was sinking due to catastrophic weather conditionTh.. #story, #funny
He is in charge of the copying of holy texts. He notices that all of the monks are copying copies of their sacred texts.He goes to the head monk, “If there is an error in one of the copies, .. #funny, #joke, #humor
“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him.The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he’s going to get a second opinion.He finds another.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago.He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.When asked why, he replied .. #funny, #joke, #humor
All tests came back looking good, and the doctor sits down to discuss the results with him.“Well, Eric, physiologically everything looks good. How are you doing emotionally and mentally? A.. #funny, #joke, #humor
An Eagle, swooping down on powerful wings, seized a lamb in her talons and made off with it to her nest.A Jackdaw saw the deed, and his silly head was filled with the idea that he was big an.. #story, #funny
A young caveman walks up to the tribe's elder shaman, looking irritatedHe asks, “How do we name our newborn babies?”The elder shaman is kinda busy, but the young boy insists to know, .. #funny, #joke, #humor
Jerry is the manager of a restaurantHe is always in a good mood.When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply: “If I were any better, I would be twins!” #story, #funny
This took 20 years off her age
A certain king of Spain who was very proud of his ancestors was known for his cruelty toward those who were weaker than him.Once he was travelling with his retinue over a field in Aragon whe.. #story, #funny
A Zen student said to his teacher, “Master, I have an ungovernable temperHelp me get rid of it.”“You have something very strange,” said the teacher. #story, #funny
We are at the restaurant of a German UniversityA red haired student, and undeniably German takes her tray and sits down at her table.She then realizes she has forgotten her cutlery an.. #story, #funny
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.The husband is behind the wheelHis wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. #funny, #joke, #humor
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other maleThese two statues faced each other for many years.Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, Sin.. #funny, #joke, #humor
There was an old Iranian who was intensely proud of two things – his long, white beard that reached down to his chest, and his ability to sleep the moment his head touched the pillow.One day.. #story, #funny
Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict.It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goo.. #story, #funny
One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house, she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She pulls her gun out of her...
Why Aren't Our Friends This Creative When They Greet Us At The Airport
This is a short motivational story of Socrates and his powerful teachingsHe was a great Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Western Philosophy.Once there was a young boy #story, #funny
… who, over the course of many years, cheated, swindled, robbed and generally stole from everyone that they ever did business with.The entire town and surrounding community reviled and despi.. #story, #funny
A man went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a seafood platter. When the dish arrived, he noticed something unusual. He called the waiter and said, "This fish is labeled as 'piranha,' but it looks like a normal fish." The waiter replied, "Ah, yes, that's our 'Piranha Surprise' – it surprises you by not eating