The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can’t cure you, I pay you $100. A lawyer decides that it’s his time to shine, so goes to the doctor. “Doctor, I cant taste anything anymore. Please cure me!” The doctor tells his nurse to get him some of the medicine from drawer 33. The...
Things can quickly turn complicated if two people from the same family start relationships with two people from another family. This story is a hilarious example of just that. An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem. He sat down on the couch in his office, and...
A soldier approached a nun Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under […] More
A man walks in through the front door after work. ... and his wife immediately starts smacking him, left and right across the face, cursing. “Woah woah woah... what gives?!”, the man says. The smacking intensifies briefly, and then she let’s up. “I picked up your coat from the dry...
This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...
Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOU As you know, I'm in Australia and he's in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp... Read Dad's Hilarious Reply...
WARNING! Really corny jokes ahead. A huge collection of cringe-inducing, groan-worthy jokes for kids and big kids (especially Dads!). Enter at your peril...
Funny jokes only at Riddlester.co! Clean jokes that will make you laugh so hard! Try not to laugh with jokes for kids and jokes to tell your friends!
Teacher Jokes that will make you laugh so hard! Read hillarious Teacher student jokes! Teacher: ''Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
Awesome short jokes to get you laughing.A hand picked selection of the best and funniest short jokes that will make you laugh so hard!
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...
The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours...
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say good bye Grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.” The...
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
A Woman Went Shopping. – A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to
Funny Jokes in Urdu and English" is a delightful collection of humor that transcends language barriers. This compilation brings together a diverse range of jokes that will have you laughing out loud, whether you're fluent in Urdu, English, or both. These jokes showcase the rich humor found in both l...
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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer...
Dad Jokes for Everyone's Inner Father Figure - The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats.
Nothing says, "I love you, Dad. Happy Father's Day!" like indulging his love of corny (re: god-awful) dad jokes, so here are the best funny dad jokes, memes, and tweets to share with dads on Facebook and Instagram on Sunday, June 20, 2021.
Cringe is as cringe does. Even though the internet is full of wonderful things like cat pics, wholesome local news, and articles written by yours truly, it’s also home to the vast and spooky wilderness where you’ll find the most bizarre and cringe-worthy posts. And it’s the members of the ‘Cringetopia’ subreddit that bears the heavy burden of documenting the cringiest examples to share (and publicly mock!) with the world. These cringetopians have a duty to show us what to never ever do while at the same time providing us with some hilariously weird content.
Kids will love this collection of super funny knock, knock jokes for kids! Clean jokes that will make kids crack up laughing.
10 new funny minion jokes and quotes to share on twitter, instagram, facebook, Pinterest and many other social media platforms.
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball...
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: 'I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.' Second Bull: 'I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows.' Third Bull: 'I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows.' Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say...
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furioulsy, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified.
Calling all educators! Dive into a treasure trove of hilarious teacher memes that perfectly encapsulate the ups and downs of teaching life.
Funny minion quotes and jokes to make you laugh all day.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
25 Tricky riddles for kids. Try these riddles for kids with answers and see how many you can get right! Brain teasers to test your brain.
NOOOOO! It's a booby trap!! A very large collection of very funny memes for you to enjoy repeatedly by blueorgy
10 jokes, humor and funny quotes / images that'll have you laughing non stop!
