A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll...
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held […]
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new Husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding... -funny joke
A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, "This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!" The bartender, skeptical, asks, "Really? Let's see it." The man turns to his dog and asks, "What's on top of a house?" The dog replies, "Roof!" The bartender rolls
An old man is having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out
A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago.He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.When asked why, he replied .. #funny, #joke, #humor
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like […] More
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?”The man ind.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken.He accelerated and passed the chicken.Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as he was driving a.. #funny, #joke, #humor
God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a […] More
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can't hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say...
A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.A man comes in and asks the farmer,“Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” #funny, #joke, #humor
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours...
A man in a frog costume walked into a bank and told the teller, Patricia Whack, that he needed
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole […]
Just some top-shelf jokes from the guys who go around the house turning off all the lights.
A man and his friend are in a bar enjoying some drinks. A gorilla is also drinking in the bar. One man walks over to the gorilla and punches it …
Two guys were playing golf, one of them was about to swing the golf club […]
Once upon a time, in a bustling city filled with people rushing about their daily lives, there lived a young girl named Lily.
But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They...
... “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small...
1. Call when you say you are going to call. 2. Never lie, about anything. 3. Showing emotion is good, it does not make you weak, it makes you human. 4. Girls talk on “Girls Night Out” so don’t be surprised if you get in trouble when we get back. 5. The correct answer to “Do I look...
A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted.. -funny adult joke
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An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one […]
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Thai woman marries American man but she cannot speak English and he almost cannot speak […]
He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin he asked if he could approach the bench. “Your Honor,” he said, “I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against...
God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who gets...
A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings. The man picks up, listens for a second and says, “How the hell would I know, you idiot? I’m not a weatherman,” before slamming down the receiver. “Who was that?” asks his wife. “Wrong number. It was some jerk asking if the...
A young man was getting ready to graduate college.For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that .. #story, #funny
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.Sid asks Abe,“Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ?” #funny, #joke, #humor
A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with […]
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.“I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the reporter asked. #funny, #joke, #humor
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He...
She married him because he was such a “strong man.” She divorced him because he […]
Two guys are sitting at a bar. “You know why I love this bar?” asks […]
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The […] More
The king of a small African nation had an elegant golden throne in his large grass hutWhen an old friend came to visit from another nation, he was worried that the man would discover he was .. #story, #funny
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things, when […]
Once you've tattooed your eyeballs, there isn't much left that you could do to shock people.
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a […] More
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence.
A young man was showing of his new sports car to his girlfriend she was […]
