I Won't Give Up Sampler Counted Cross Stitch Pattern stitch count 122w x 113h A simple sampler with a bold statement. A great gift for the fighter in your life!

Roses are red knowledge is power go smash the patriarchy you beautiful flower - modern cross stitch pattern with a floral wreath - easy and funny cross stitch pattern This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Size: 104 x 104 Stitches DMC Colors: 9 Finished size : 16 Count, 6.50 x 6.50 inches or 16.51 x 16.51 cm This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces for printing - Color pattern fit on one page for comfort use from tablet - Pattern in black and white symbols - List of DMC colors you will need ♥ Please note this is a PDF PATTERN ONLY! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. ♥ Payment: At the moment I accept PayPal payment only. You are able to pay with your credit/debit card with PayPal also (no registering on PayPal is required). ♥ Instant Download Info: You will be emailed a link to the download at your Etsy email address. Also, PDFs are available in your Etsy account under "My Account" and then "Purchase" after payment has been confirmed. To open this files you will need Adobe Reader, which can be downloaded here for free: www.adobe.com/products/reader ♥ Please make sure you buy a digital pattern in PDF format, I do not accept returns if you have already downloaded your purchase. However if you are unhappy with your product contact me and I will try to help you!

Let's Love Teddy cross stitch pattern... Another fun pattern in our 'Words' series. Collect them all.

This is a copyrighted pattern created by Julie Jackson of Subversive Cross Stitch®. Subversive is the original creator of snarky cross stitch -- we’ve been around since 2003 P.E. (pre-Etsy!) By purchasing a copy of this pattern, you agree not to share or redistribute this work. Our pattern charts are designed to be printed in full color and we reference DMC floss colors. There are full instructions on the second page of each pattern. To clarify, this is NOT a stitched piece or a kit but an electronic pattern for you to print out and stitch yourself. This pattern is an instant downloadable PDF (portable document file). After you order, the file will become available to you immediately for download through your Etsy downloads page. Looking for a kit or supplies? There’s a lot more at our site including over 200 PDF patterns, a best-selling book, kits, supplies, advice and a portfolio of custom commercial work. Come see us at SUBXS.COM

Motivational cross stitch pattern. Inspirational wall decor. Motivational gift. Pdf instant download. Modern cross stitch. Geometric pattern. OFFERS: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/DeLoraiPatterns?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=888988315§ion_id=22829209 You get: - 1 colored blocks PDF - 1 Black & White symbols PDF + 2 extra jpeg images, with the DMC/ANCHOR thread list of the color you'll need. The pattern comes as a PDF file that you'll can download immediately after purchase. In addition the PDF files are available in you Etsy account, under "My Account" and then "Purchase" after payment has been cleared. SIZE for 14 counts AIDA 14.14" x 7.00" (198 x 98 stitches) This listing is neither a completed cross-stitching nor a kit. Materials are not included! The pattern comes with a full color block chart with a DMC/Anchor legend in a PDF file and a Black and White symbol chart. The PDF pattern is delivered electronically via email. In order to open these files you will need Adobe Reader, which can be downloaded here for free: http://get.adobe.com/reader. If you have any questions, please convo me!

Wow! Such stitch! Very create! Why not enjoy a little stitching encouragement from a very cute doge? Fabric: Aida 14 count Grid Size: 100 x 90 Design Area: 6.43" x 5.36" This is a very basic pattern that only requires basic cross stitches! Resources for these skills are included within the pattern instructions. This is a DIGITAL FILE that will be delivered immediately after purchase. THIS IS NOT A COMPLETED CROSS-STITCH! As PDFs cannot be returned, there are no refunds on digital patterns - thanks for being cool about it! Patterns are for personal use only, and while your final project may be given as a gift, please do not use this pattern for resale purposes Pattern © 2013 Meredith Nickerson Check back soon for additional designs! Thank you for your purchase, and keep on stitchin'!

This is an instant download .pdf pattern that includes three pages: a color preview, a black and white chart with symbols, and a key. The key will tell you the exact DMC colors and amounts you will need.  You're obviously suffering from delusions of adequacy. A classic put-down to be delivered with the driest of wit. Or better yet...in the form of this adorable kitschy stitch. Perfect for a gift, or for your home, office, or home office. This is designed to fit a 5x7" frame when stitched on 14-count or 16-count fabric. This design features lettering in bright magenta pink, with pastel blues and teals, yellow, light pink, and green. A fun classic floral border with cute little hearts. Suitable for all levels of stitchers, including beginners! All patterns are © Stephanie Rohr 2010-2017 Patterns are for personal use only. Please do not share images of my pattern charts. The selling of patterns and/or finished products for profit is not permitted.

This is a copyrighted pattern created by Julie Jackson of Subversive Cross Stitch®. Subversive is the original creator of snarky cross stitch -- we’ve been around since 2003 P.E. (pre-Etsy!) By purchasing a copy of this pattern, you agree not to share or redistribute this work. Our pattern charts are designed to be printed in full color and we reference DMC floss colors. There are full instructions on the second page of each pattern. To clarify, this is NOT a stitched piece or a kit but an electronic pattern for you to print out and stitch yourself. This pattern is an instant downloadable PDF (portable document file). After you order, the file will become available to you immediately for download through your Etsy downloads page. Looking for a kit or supplies? There’s a lot more at our site including over 200 PDF patterns, a best-selling book, kits, supplies, advice and a portfolio of custom commercial work. Come see us at SUBXS.COM More about Subversive Cross Stitch and Julie Jackson: In 2003, Julie Jackson created Subversive Cross Stitch, a bedrock of the modern craft movement that pairs old-fashioned samplers with snarky sentiments. Her latest cross stitch book, "Subversive Cross Stitch: 50 F*cking Clever Designs For Your Sassy Side" has been the #1 selling cross stitch book on Amazon since its release in March 2015. Julie also created Kitty Wigs, an early contender in the online world of cat memes. Her book "Glamourpuss: The Enchanting World of Kitty Wigs", has been seen in People magazine, on Good Morning America, The Tonight Show, and even in the National Enquirer. The book is available in several languages and as a digital version. Julie is a former columnist for Craft magazine, and a long-time copywriter/brainstormer for the kooky folks at Blue Q.

Cross stitch pattern of "Adulting f*&^ing sucks" with bonus mini pattern, as said by RaeAnne LaBelle Stauffacher Instant digital download! :D ---The Story--- This is NOT a finished cross stitch. For the finished version, convo me for pricing details and a custom listing. This listing is for a PDF pattern for a beginner level cross stitch saying "Adulting f*cking sucks" (you will receive the uncensored versions as patterns). The larger pattern is designed to fit in a 5x7 area when stitched on 14 ct Aida cloth and the mini pattern is designed for a 3" round embroidery hoop. Other patterns available in the shop are also pictured, including "This looks like a job for beer" and "Don't let the bastards get you down." Those patterns are not included in this listing. ---The Deets--- This is not a physical product. If you would like me to stitch it up for you, convo me, or make a custom order request. *WHAT YOU NEED: To complete the 5x7 pattern, you will need knowledge of basic cross stitch only. The mini pattern version also includes back-stitch and optional French knots. *WHAT YOU WILL GET: You will NOT receive a physical product. The pattern set can be downloaded as soon as your payment has gone through, here on Etsy. Please let me know if you have any trouble opening or receiving the files. The pattern includes a color legend for DMC embroidery floss. *HOW YOU WILL GET IT: You will NOT receive a physical product. You will be able to download the files to your computer as soon as payment clears. If you would like a kit containing the materials needed to complete this stitch, let me know and I'll set it up! See the Cross Stitch Kits section of my shop to find the kits that are already available. Because of the nature of this product, no refunds can be issued after the pattern has been downloaded, but let me know if you have any trouble opening or viewing the files! Any questions? Convo me! I'm happy to answer questions and very happy to get feedback that can help me improve my products. : ) ---The Links--- You will need Adobe Acrobat Reader in order to open the file, which you can download for free here: http://get.adobe.com/reader/ To learn basic cross stitch, you may like to take a look at this video from Yarn Tree that teaches "Cross Stitch in 5 minutes": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr_LfGr1v0E For other patterns, check out that section of my shop here: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins?section_id=11122251 For kits, see this section of the shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins?section_id=13442971 Back to the shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins ---The Legal Stuff--- This design set is copyright Alicia Watkins 2015. After purchase, you may stitch the pattern yourself and give the finished products as a gift, but please do not share, distribute, or re-sell the pattern, and please don't sell the finished product. And please don't squint at the screen to copy it. The real pattern only costs a few bucks and includes all the information you need to stitch a legit version, in addition to supporting me in my endeavor to create NEW awesome cross stitch patterns, which I can't do without earning a little bit of grocery money from my past ones. I'd love to see it when you're done! :D

Subversive cross stitch pattern, funny cross stitch, funny wall decor, funny gift, sassy cross stitch, naughty curse gift, swear m#rde sh#t cross stitch. OFFERS: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/DeLoraiPatterns?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=888988315%C2%A7ion_id§ion_id=22829209 KITS https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/DeLoraiPatterns?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=888988315%C2%A7ion_id§ion_id=37827918 MAIN PAGE https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/DeLoraiPatterns?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=888988315%C2%A7ion_id THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN for INSTANT DOWNLOAD. PLEASE READ THE INFO. PATTERN DETAILS: Stitched area size for 14 counts AIDA fabric: 10,29" x 10,29" = 26.13 cm x 26.13 cm = 144 x 144 stitches It will be smaller on 16 to 22 counts AIDA fabric. GRID SIZE: 154 wide x 150 height Make sure you buy your fabric with a few inches/ cm extra for the border. This is a DIGITAL PATTERN for INSTANT DOWNLOAD! You get in your Etsy mail box: - 1 symbols PDF chart (divided in 4 pages) - 1 colors and symbols PDF chart (on 4 pages), (both with with floss legend for DMC and ANCHOR thread, and the quantity of skeins needed) - 3 extra jpeg images with the design to guide you. Good FEEDBACK is the fuel, please remember to leave some :) ! I do make the designs, mistakes do happen, let me know and I'll correct them. Need it Personalized? Give me a shout to see if I can help. MORE PATTERNS TO COME!... MORE COUPONS TO COME!... The pattern comes as a PDF file that you can download immediately after purchase. In addition the PDF files are available in you Etsy account, under "My Account" and then "Purchase" after payment has been cleared. This listing is neither a completed cross-stitching nor a kit. Materials are not included! The pattern comes with a full color block chart and a Black and White symbol chart. The PDF pattern is delivered electronically via email. In order to open these files you will need Adobe Reader, which can be downloaded here for free: http://get.adobe.com/reader. If you have any questions, just ask!

Latijn is cool, en jij ook. Dit specifieke stuk van de zeer oude en heilige taal van het Latijn betekent "je bent een gemene perverse hoer". Het Latijn is een stijlvolle toevoeging aan je huis. Je kunt mensen vertellen wat het echt betekent, of verzinnen wat je maar wilt! Geef het cadeau en zeg dat het betekent gefeliciteerd afgestudeerd of gelukkige verjaardag oma! Dit patroon is ontworpen op 14count AIDA, is 100 steken bij 100 steken en zal ongeveer 7x7 lopen en zou het beste werken in een 8x10 frame Dit patroon wordt geleverd met 2 full colour patronen van verschillende grootte, voor het afdrukken of bekijken van gemak, en een handige kleine tips en trucs afdrukken om u te helpen in uw zoektocht naar kruissteken awesomeness. DIT IS GEEN FYSIEK PATROON. DEZE LIJST IS VOOR EEN PDF-BESTAND. Het bevat een computerweergave van het voltooide patroon, een kleurenpatroon en een sleutel in DMC-draadkleuren. Het zal automatisch beschikbaar zijn om te downloaden na aankoop. De link om te downloaden wordt verzonden naar de e-mail die Etsy voor je heeft geregistreerd. Verkoop mijn patronen alsjeblieft niet door of naai ze niet voor winst, ik heb er heel hard aan gewerkt. Nou eigenlijk, ik gebruikte mijn laptop op mijn bank terwijl ik wijn dronk en Game of Thrones keek, maar je begrijpt wat ik bedoel.

Let's Find Rudolph cross stitch pattern... Another fun pattern in our 'Words' series. Collect them all.

***THIS IS AN INSTANT DOWNLOAD PATTERN, NOT A FINISHED PIECE*** This is an instant download .pdf file cross stitch pattern so that you can make it yourself. The finished piece is available here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/501250415/finished-framed-subversive-cross-stitch?ref=shop_home_active_1 These violent delights have violent ends. Wisdom from Friar Lawrence in the Shakespearean tragedy Romeo and Juliet. ....and more recently, Dr. Robert Ford. Designed to be stitched on off-white fabric in masculine western style colors of dark brown, deep red, bright red, and burnt orange. Including an ornate folk art style border and vintage font. It will fit in a 5x7" framed when stitched on 14-count or 16-count fabric. All patterns are © Stephanie Rohr 2010-2016 Patterns are for personal use only. Please do not share images of my pattern charts. The selling of patterns and/or finished products is not permitted.

This pattern is a digital file in .pdf format and will be available for download after purchase. Fabric: Aida 14 Floss: DMC Grid size: 69w X 85h Finished Size: approx. 5" x 6" Can be stitched on any count, but size may vary.

Nevertheless, She Persisted. Funny Subversive Cross Stitch Chart. This pattern can be stitched on any Aida or evenweave fabric. I designed it with a 18 ct black or dark blue aida in mind, but any of the lighter shades would suit. You can use any count of aida you like, but be aware that the lower counts are usually easier to stitch, and the higher counts will result in a smaller finished product. Design Area: 180 x 134 stitches Grid Area: 200 x 154 squares Finished sized on 18 ct Aida: 10.5 x 4.5" approx Stitch Type: Full Cross Stitches Skill Level: Beginner This is digital file of cross stitch pattern, not a finished product. It is easily downloadable, and is available immediately after payment. You will need Adobe reader to open the files, which you can get free from get.adobe.com/reader. With your purchase you will get a PDF file that includes the pattern chart with the design shown 3 ways: 1. Pattern chart of symbols in colour. 2. Pattern chart of symbols in black and white. 3. Pattern chart of virtual stitches to see intended finished product. 4. Full color image of intended finished product. 5. Floss usage chart so you know exact amounts and colors you will need. Also included is a detailed set of instructions to help you get started. *Again, this is a digital file that you will download and print yourself. ***ALL PATTERNS BY COWBELL CROSS STITCH ARE DESIGNED BY A STITCHER FOR STITCHERS. UNLIKE OTHER CROSS STITCH SHOPS, I DO NOT SIMPLY CHOOSE RANDOM IMAGES FROM THE INTERNET AND CRANK OUT COMPUTER GENERATED PATTERNS. MY PATTERNS ARE ALL DESIGNED STITCH BY STITCH, COLORS ARE CAREFULLY CHOSEN TO REDUCE THE NUMBER OF SKEINS YOU WILL NEED, AND EVEN THE SYMBOLS ARE CAREFULLY CHOSEN TO MAKE AN EASY TO READ PATTERN. *** See my other patterns in my shop here: https://www.etsy.com/ie/shop/CowbellCrossStitch?ref=hdr_shop_menu

Let's Smile cross stitch pattern... Another fun pattern in our 'Words' series.

Snarky cross stitch pattern. 142 x 97 grid. Dinosaurs look to the sky in panic at their imminent demise as an asteroid crashes to the ground, with the caption "Oh Sh*t, the economy!'. This pattern contains swearing. The word 'sh*t' is not censored in the pattern. Please do not purchase if you are offended by this language. Downloadable .ZIP file containing printable cross-stitch patterns in two sizes. Each size includes: Colour only; Symbol only; and combined Colour and Symbol charts. Print at home and stick the sheets together to create your pattern.

"NOTIONS" paper pattern includes: floss list/amount/placement color photo & finishing instructions finished project size is approx. 8" x 5.5" Thanks my friends, for visiting my little shop! ~Lori

According to programmer Alberto Brandolini: “”The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it. Damn straight. Modern cross stitch pattern is designed on 14 count Aida. It will run about 8x10. This pattern will come with 2 different sized full colour patterns, for printing or viewing convenience, and a handy little tips and tricks printout to help you in your quest for cross stitching awesomeness. THIS IS NOT A PHYSICAL PATTERN. THIS LISTING IS FOR A PDF FILE. It includes a computer rendering of the finished pattern, a full color pattern, and a key in DMC thread colors. It will be automatically available for download after purchase. The link to download is sent to the email Etsy has on file for you. If you ask me nicely, I can make changes to this pattern for you and crate a custom listing, but really, you can just mess around with the colours when you are stitching, it would work just as well. Please don’t resell my patterns or stitch them for profit, I worked really hard on them. Well actually, I used my laptop on my couch while drinking wine and watching Game of Thrones, but you know what I mean.

These cross stitch patterns are completely inappropriate (also known as subversive cross stitch.) They have bad words in them and some have mature themes. Please only click through if you are looking for inappropriate cross stitch patterns.

Every family has one weird relative, if you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you. cross stitch xstitch funny Insult pattern pdf Download This snarky cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 23 Size 8.7x7.2in @ 18.0 ct aida Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.

Let's Get a Tatoo cross stitch pattern... Another fun pattern in our 'Words' series. Collect them all.

Every freelancer needs to say it at least once. This pattern is a digital file in .pdf format and will be available for download after purchase. Fabric: Aida 14 Floss: DMC Grid size: 75w x 51h Finished Size: approx. 5.5" x 3.5" Can be stitched on any count, but size may vary.

My house looks like I’m losing a game of Jumangi Cross stitch pdf pattern This cute cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 32 Size 9.5 x 8.6 in. @ 18.0 stitch/in Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.

Never go to bed angry stay awake and plot revenge Pattern cross stitch This cute cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 17 Size 7.1 x 4.2 in. @ 18.0 stitchin Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.

Let's Frog cross stitch pattern... Another fun pattern in our 'Words' series.

Listing is for a fun and easy beginner cross stitch pattern. Welcome to our shop, where we do our best to leave you in stitches! Enjoy a more modern take on a classic pastime with our funny beginner cross stitch pattern Toilet Paper. Great housewarming or home decor gift, or for that subversive and snarky person in your life. Use code VALENTINE for $2 off when you buy 3 patterns. Pattern specifications: 250 full stitches plus back stitching 63 x 63, or 4.5 x 4.5 inches fits well in an 8 inch hoop Utilizes full stitches, back stitches Instant download Pattern comes in both pdf and word format. Message us with any questions. beginner Cross stitch pattern, bathroom cross stitch, Subversive cross stitch, funny cross stitch pattern, mothers day gift, moms day funny

Hobbit meals cross stitch pattern - - - - - - - - - - - - This is a digital crossstitch pattern only. It can be printed as well as being suitable for onscreen viewing (PC, tablet, smartphone). No kits, fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. - - - - - - - - - - - - • DMC colors: 7 • Size: 93w × 111h stitches • Aida 14 count, 16.87w × 20.14h cm / 6.6w × 7.9h in • Aida 16 count, 14.76w × 17.62h cm / 5.8w × 6.9h in • Aida 18 count, 13.12w × 15.66h cm / 5.2w × 6.2h in • Aida 20 count, 11.81w × 14.10h cm / 4.6w × 5.6h in • Only full cross stitches • Compatibility with Pattern Keeper - - - - - - - - - - - - PDF xstitch pattern includes: • Main image for reference • One-piece full-color chart (colored blocks with symbols) • One-piece symbol chart • Pattern information (sizes, thread color and length, symbol keys) • Enlarged full-color chart divided on several pages • Enlarged symbol chart divided on several pages - - - - - - - - - - - - COPYRIGHT This cross-stitch embroidery pattern is for personal use only. This pattern may not be reproduced, shared or commercialized without express consent. Also the representation on any free web resource is prohibited. REFUNDS AND EXCHANGES Please make sure you buy a digital pattern. This is a not finished product. This is a counted stitching pattern that shows how to make the finished project with your own hands. Digital download items don’t accept returns, exchanges or cancellations. - - - - - - - - - - - - Follow IG @alitonembroidery and tag in your projects.

Adding flowers just seemed like the perfect ironic harmony. My first cross stitch project in over 10 years. Various patterns from the internet and a cross stitch booklet thrown together for one design. I gave this to my friend Andria.

*This is for a PDF downloadable pattern, not the actual cross-stitch.* "Kittens think of nothing but murder all day long". I am nearly positive this statement is true. So it needed to be immortalized on fabric with embroidery. The design area is 150 X 182 stitches. The model was embroidered on 18ct Aida cloth and fits great in a 10X10 frame. The pattern will be available for instant download in a PDF document. If you need it mailed, contact me for shipping prices. The pattern is in a very large & easy to read graph. This is an intermediate level pattern. This is a truly unique gift for yourself or any cat lover. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me. Thank you for looking. *Refunds will not be given once a pattern is downloaded. If there are technical problems or issues with the pattern, I will work with you to resolve them. Thank you*

Be You cross stitch pattern... Cute, inspirational cat sampler.

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I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card cross stitch pattern This cute cross stitch pattern is available for immediate download upon purchase. This is not a physical item only a PDF pattern. Dmc - Colour chart Colours required - 18 Size 8.6 x 8.6 in. @ 18.0 stitch/in Simple and easy to follow coloured grid pattern. Great for confident beginners / Intermediate / advanced All patterns are for personal use only they may not be redistributed, sold or shared. Pictures are for illustration purposes only, Please check the size in the description All patterns are colour and symbol coded as shown in the example. They may be over 1-4 pages depending on size for ease of reading when printed. If you would like the pattern in a different format please let me know, I am more than happy to help.

For the peeps out there who HAVE to be crafting! This listing is for the pattern only --- not a completed project. Dimensions (18-count aida): 2.8 x 4.2 inches Thread requirement: 11 DMC colors Following receipt of payment, a PDF of the cross-stitch pattern in black and white will be available for instant download. A representative image will also be provided. © 2012. All of my patterns are copyrighted and resale of my electronic patterns is prohibited.