Let your guests know that this is EXACTLY where the magic happens with this not-so-sweet cross stitch! This listing is for PATTERN only! Pattern comes as an automatic download that you can print and use as many times as you like. PATTERN DIMENSION INFORMATION: → 66 X 75 STITCHES → 4.75 X 5.5 INCHES (on 14 count Aida cloth) Note: VANCITYSTITCHCO patterns are not to be used for resale purposes. Stitch it for yourself, gift it to a friend, but do not sell the pattern or finished piece for profit. Another note: Due to the nature of the medium returns cannot be offered on digital downloads. However, if you notice any issues with the pattern send me a message and I will do everything I can to remedy the issue in a timely manner. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Want to stitch this piece yourself but don't feel like going out and collecting all the supplies? No problem! Let me put all the supplies together for you! Follow the link below to find this pattern in a ready-to-stitch Kit! http://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/254818400/kit-weve-had-sex-in-this-room-cross?ref=shop_home_active_11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Follow this shop on social media for coupon codes, contests, giveaways & more!: → Instagram: VANCITYSTITCHCO Return to the shop: → https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/VANCITYSTITCHCO?ref=l2-shopheader-name
Super cute and fun Loveheart pattern. Mix and match these to fulfil all your pastel loving, deviant desires! This is a PDF pattern for one Loveheart. Check the primary photo and title to confirm which Loveheart you are purchasing. There are further pictures in the listing for demo stitches and other wording options. If you are interested in buying more than one, please check my other listings for pick 'n' mix options or even the whole set. I can also do a custom pattern if you don't see a phrase here that tickles your fancy! These patterns require just 2 thread colours and I have included in each one all the base and text colours that I carefully selected to make up a pastel combo of dreams. I have also included pictures of the threads in the listing to give you a better idea of how you can personalise your pattern to match your needs. Though this is such an easy pattern that you could easily just dip into your own stash to find whatever colours work for you. This pattern is 47 x 47 stitches which equates to the following sizes – 14ct – 3 ½” x 3 ½” 16ct – 3” x 3” 18ct – 2 ¾” x 2 ¾” I stitched this on 16ct Aida and used a 4” hoop which fits perfectly. You are welcome to sell any items made form my patterns but a pattern credit would be greatly appreciated. Please feel free to message me with any questions, requests or feedback.
When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. There's nothing wrong with that, but...
This "Fuck Off" sarcastic cross stitch is hilariously cute. Sometimes you just need some space, you know? Hang this cross stitch piece in a space that is just for you. Carve out some time in your day for some self care, and tell everyone else what they can do! It is hand stitched and stretched over a 4 inch bamboo hoop. This cross stitch is customizable! I can change the color of the flowers or words, and match it to your preference. This is a finished piece. Please feel free to send me a message if you have any questions!
Funny cross stitch pattern. "fuck" cross stitch pattern. Rude cross stitch pdf pattern. Swearing cross stitch pattern beginner level. Inappropriate cross stitch pattern easy level. Subverisve cross stitch. Mature cross stitch jpeg pattern. Curse words cross stitch chart. Funny wall decor. DIY funny wall hanging. Funny office wall hanging. Passive agresive cross stitch chart. Craft gift. Offensive cross stitch pattern. See OFFERS: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/SmileXstitch?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=984615136§ion_id=33543489 SIZE - for 14 counts AIDA: 6,29" x 4,64" = 15.97 cm x 11.78 cm = (88 x 65 stitches) = 8 inch hoop (please always double check hoop measurements) THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN for INSTANT DOWNLOAD. PLEASE READ THE INFO. You get in your Etsy mail box: - 1 page PDF chart for easy tablet use - 1 symbols PDF chart + 1 colors and symbols PDF chart, both with with floss legend for DMC and ANCHOR thread - 2 extra jpeg images with the design to guide you Good FEEDBACK is the fuel, please remember to leave some :) ! I do make the designs, mistakes do happen, let me know and I'll correct them. Need it Personalized? Give me a shout to see if I can help. USE the COUPONS FOLLOW me on Facebook for more discounts, freebies and giveaways MORE PATTERNS TO COME!... MORE COUPONS TO COME!... The pattern comes as a PDF file that you can download immediately after purchase. In addition the PDF files are available in you Etsy account, under "My Account" and then "Purchase" after payment has been cleared. This listing is neither a completed cross-stitching nor a kit. Materials are not included! The pattern comes with a full color block chart and a Black and White symbol chart. The PDF pattern is delivered electronically via email. In order to open these files you will need Adobe Reader, which can be downloaded here for free: http://get.adobe.com/reader. If you have any questions, just ask
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When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled by Bored Panda. From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it quite so much. Would you hang any of these on your wall? Let us know in the comments below! (Cover Image: stu_spivack)
When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma’s house. There’s nothing wrong with that, but for those
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Cross stitch pattern of the ace of spades with the colors from the asexual flag. You can use any colors or just black. Download the PDF here: Asexual Ace Pattern Grid Size: 75W x 96H Design Area: 5…
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••• This is a downloadable cross-stitch pattern ••• ••• The Design ••• 'Femme Fatale' Pin Up Girl Cross Stitch Pattern This pattern is designed with 14 count Aida cloth, can be stitched on any grade of canvas. The size will change based on the thread count of your fabric. Stitches: 160 x 168 Finished Sizes: 14 count: 11.4 x 12 inches (29 x 30.5cm) 16 count: 10 x 10.5 inches (25.4 x 26.7cm) 18 count: 8.9 x 9.3 inches (22.6 x 23.7cm) 20 count: 8 x 8.4 inches (20.3 x 21.3cm) 22 count: 7.3 x 7.6 inches (18.5 x 19.4cm) Palette: DMC Colors: 4 CLOTH COLOR: ANY ••• The Download ••• Your pattern includes: - Thread chart with symbol key, thread lengths etc - Full color pattern - Black and White pattern (for easier printing) - Symbol version The pattern file will be available immediately after checkout. ••• Our Guarantee ••• Your satisfaction is crucial to us. Please get in contact if you have any questions. We have a money-back guarantee if you are unhappy for any reason. ••• Copyright ••• This is an original cross stitch pattern by The Lonely Sailor. Please do not reproduce the pattern without permission. Thank you for understanding.
