… the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand.He walked up to her and asked, “MrsWilliams, do you know who I am?” #funny, #joke, #humor
“I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,” his first friend said, taking a swig of his beer.“How's that?” his other friend asked.“Well, the other day I came home and .. #funny, #joke, #humor
… the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand.He walked up to her and asked, “MrsWilliams, do you know who I am?” #funny, #joke, #humor
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen‘Careful,' he said, ‘careful! #funny, #joke, #humor
…and sees two priests walking across the street.He staggers towards the two priests and stops in front of them.He turns to the first priest and proudly says, “I'm Jesus Christ!”.. #funny, #joke, #humor
… the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand.He walked up to her and asked, “MrsWilliams, do you know who I am?” #funny, #joke, #humor
The manager picks up, and a man asks in a formal tone:“Good morning sir, might I ask, at what time does your fine establishment open?”“Well,” replies the manager politely, “We're clos.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him.“What'll you have?” he asked.“Oh, I don't know.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Two roosters fought for supremacy in the farmyard.Finally one was vanquished and he went and hid himself in a corner of the hen-house.The victor flew up to the roof of the barn and be.. #story, #funny
In a small town far away, a young man started his own business—a dime store at the corner of two streetsHe was a good manHe was honest and friendly, and the people loved him. #story, #funny
The prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up […]
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sensual statistics. #funny, #joke, #humor
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket.He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.The fi.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the way to work, he takes the elevator all the way down to the 1st floor. But when he comes home, he takes the elevator to the 8th flo.. #funny, #joke, #humor
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘HereYou hold this high so I can see what I am doing.'Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world... #funny, #joke, #humor
The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabularyEvery other word was profanity; those that weren't profanity were, to say the least, rude.Alice tried to change.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.Son: “Mommy, may I ask you a question?”Mom: “Yeah sure, what it is?” repl.. #story, #funny
… the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand.He walked up to her and asked, “MrsWilliams, do you know who I am?” #funny, #joke, #humor
