… the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand.He walked up to her and asked, “MrsWilliams, do you know who I am?” #funny, #joke, #humor
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen‘Careful,' he said, ‘careful! #funny, #joke, #humor
“I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician,” his first friend said, taking a swig of his beer.“How's that?” his other friend asked.“Well, the other day I came home and .. #funny, #joke, #humor
In a small town far away, a young man started his own business—a dime store at the corner of two streetsHe was a good manHe was honest and friendly, and the people loved him. #story, #funny
… the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand.He walked up to her and asked, “MrsWilliams, do you know who I am?” #funny, #joke, #humor
…and sees two priests walking across the street.He staggers towards the two priests and stops in front of them.He turns to the first priest and proudly says, “I'm Jesus Christ!”.. #funny, #joke, #humor
Two roosters fought for supremacy in the farmyard.Finally one was vanquished and he went and hid himself in a corner of the hen-house.The victor flew up to the roof of the barn and be.. #story, #funny
… the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand.He walked up to her and asked, “MrsWilliams, do you know who I am?” #funny, #joke, #humor
… the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand.He walked up to her and asked, “MrsWilliams, do you know who I am?” #funny, #joke, #humor
The prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand. He walked up […]
A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the way to work, he takes the elevator all the way down to the 1st floor. But when he comes home, he takes the elevator to the 8th flo.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sensual statistics. #funny, #joke, #humor
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him.“What'll you have?” he asked.“Oh, I don't know.. #funny, #joke, #humor
According to a 19th century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day.The Lie says to the Truth: “It's a marvellous day today”!The Truth looks up to the skies and sighs, for the day .. #story, #funny
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘HereYou hold this high so I can see what I am doing.'Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world... #funny, #joke, #humor
It can be hard being diplomatic all the time. It’s a skill like any other – a skill that some people lack. This is one such story. The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. You better go tell him and send him in to see me.” ...
An elderly women goes to court to testify. Just to be sure that she is in her senses the lawyer asks her an innocent question with unexpected results!
The manager picks up, and a man asks in a formal tone:“Good morning sir, might I ask, at what time does your fine establishment open?”“Well,” replies the manager politely, “We're clos.. #funny, #joke, #humor