Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you
He turns on his flashlight and proceeds to the family room where he intends to start bagging small items and work his way up to the big items. While he is beginning to collect valuables, he hears a voice... “Jesus is watching.” This startles the burglar, who quickly glances around with...
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An Australian drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile under his arm. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons and says, ‘I’ll make you all a deal. I’ll open this crocodile’s mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one...
Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are…
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A little boy has questions for his dad, then explains politics perfectly after he catches his dad sleeping with the nanny - funny jokes
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… would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.”This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.”One m.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife; “Dear, there is something that I must ask you...
