🌟 Get Ready to Celebrate the Big Snip with a Wink and a Smile! 🌟 Just had your tubes tuned? Welcome to your worry-free life with our "Snip Snip Hooray! Vasectomy Care Package Kit." This is the ultimate giggle-in-a-box for the fearless fellows who've boldly secured their child-free future. Say goodbye to baby worries and hello to belly laughs! ❤️ WHAT YOU GET: ✔️ Instant Digital Download - Because waiting is for the delivery room! ✔️ 1 PDF - Over 100 cheeky sperm cut-outs ready to swim into your project. ✔️ Fun and Frisky Labels - Customize your comfort goodies with labels that'll have you laughing all the way to recovery. ✔️ Message Inspiration - Get ideas on what to write on your templates. ✔️ DIY Shopping List - All the essentials you need to fill your kit, just add humor! 🚀 HOW IT WORKS: PURCHASE & DOWNLOAD: Instant access to start your post-snip party planning. PRINT: On your home turf or at your favorite print palace. Bring these swimmers to life in any color you fancy! CUT & CUSTOMIZE: Trim those little swimmers and tag your snacks and supplies for some recovery laughs. 🎨 PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A DIGITAL ITEM - NO PHYSICAL PRODUCT WILL BE SHIPPED - SNACKS NOT INCLUDED (your appetite might be, though!) These files are for personal use only. Not for redistribution or resale because sharing isn't always caring (especially in this case). Color variation might occur. Just like in real life, not every swimmer looks the same! Get ready to rest up and recover with a side of humor. Because nothing says 'recovery' like a bag full of snacks labeled by sperms! Embrace your new lease on life with every chuckle and chortle. Snip Snip Hooray! 🎉
These vasectomy care package ideas will have them feeling better in no time. 1. Juice 2. Briefs 3. Ice Packs 4. Sanitary Pads 5. Condoms
These vasectomy care package /gift basket ideas are sure to be a hit and help lighten the mood in preparation for a procedure. All the puns!
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A guide on how to make the best Vasectomy Care Package for the main man in your life. • Vasectomy Recovery Care ideas + more!
Done with babies? Getting Snipped? Here's what to expect with a vasectomy. How to prepare and what to expect after the procedure.
Funny Vasectomy Care Package Sign. Perfect printable sign to add to your gift basket to say Happy Vasectomy day. This digital download includes : *US letter PDF and PNG format. Pair with this sperm cut out template to create the perfect gift basket: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1413950738/sperm-cut-out-template-vasectomy-card Please note that NO PHYSICAL ITEM is included.Print at home or at your favorite printing store. - HOW TO PRINT • 1. Log into your Etsy account and purchase download. • 2. Click the "You" tab. • 3. Scroll and click "Purchases and reviews". • 4. Find your purchase and click "Download Files". • 5. Click "Download". - REFUNDS • Due to the fact that this is a digital download, refunds are not accepted. However, if you have any issues with your purchase please contact me! - COPYRIGHT : These files may not be shared or resold in any way, shape, or form. These are for one time personal use ONLY.
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The funniest, sweetest Vasectomy cakes on the internet. Sweeten the deal with a bag of frozen peas and a celebratory V cake.
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My sugar had this procedure done. I love him for it. I know it was NOT an easy thing to do, but I am very grateful. (I am sad that Jocelyn is our last baby. I would love to have another. Let's make that very clear, but I can't be on bed rest again. I would go seriously BANANAS! Especially with 3 kids now... ARGH. Bananas just thinking about it.) Clearly, I am thankful. I planned on spoiling him by letting him (This sounds like I wear the pants in the family... I don't. Well mostly, he does, but maybe sometimes I do.) play XBOX all weekend, watch movies, and ignore us entirely to help him recoup. But, I also wanted to show him how grateful I was with some yummy treats. They needed to be treats he could enjoy while following the doctors specific orders of "BE A COUCH POTATO!" He smiled at them. I think that means he liked them. I saw this on a t-shirt. I laughed. Our friend, Joe, gave this advice. I remembered. I think he was just in too much pain to jump up and down raving about how sweet and thoughtful they were. :) (Because he ALWAYS does that... NOT!) My notes got less and less cute, as my daughter Jocelyn was in the background SCREAMING bloody murder because I wasn't holding her. TEETHING SUCKS! I am sad he was, and is still, in pain. But I am very thankful to have him do this for me and my peace of mind. I love you Sugar!
Can you imagine how great it is to have sex Hakuna Matata style?? If you think vasectomy isn't worth celebrating, think again! People celebrate their birthday because, well, that's the day they were born. But why not celebrate a highlight most people overlook, you know, like steering clear of getting someone knocked up? Or maybe
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The funniest, sweetest Vasectomy cakes on the internet. Sweeten the deal with a bag of frozen peas and a celebratory V cake.
Can you imagine how great it is to have sex Hakuna Matata style?? If you think vasectomy isn't worth celebrating, think again! People celebrate their birthday because, well, that's the day they were born. But why not celebrate a highlight most people overlook, you know, like steering clear of getting someone knocked up? Or maybe
A guide on how to make the best Vasectomy Care Package for the main man in your life. • Vasectomy Recovery Care ideas + more!
My sugar had this procedure done. I love him for it. I know it was NOT an easy thing to do, but I am very grateful. (I am sad that Jocelyn is our last baby. I would love to have another. Let's make that very clear, but I can't be on bed rest again. I would go seriously BANANAS! Especially with 3 kids now... ARGH. Bananas just thinking about it.) Clearly, I am thankful. I planned on spoiling him by letting him (This sounds like I wear the pants in the family... I don't. Well mostly, he does, but maybe sometimes I do.) play XBOX all weekend, watch movies, and ignore us entirely to help him recoup. But, I also wanted to show him how grateful I was with some yummy treats. They needed to be treats he could enjoy while following the doctors specific orders of "BE A COUCH POTATO!" He smiled at them. I think that means he liked them. I saw this on a t-shirt. I laughed. Our friend, Joe, gave this advice. I remembered. I think he was just in too much pain to jump up and down raving about how sweet and thoughtful they were. :) (Because he ALWAYS does that... NOT!) My notes got less and less cute, as my daughter Jocelyn was in the background SCREAMING bloody murder because I wasn't holding her. TEETHING SUCKS! I am sad he was, and is still, in pain. But I am very thankful to have him do this for me and my peace of mind. I love you Sugar!
