Gift Basket Ideas! Creative and inexpensive homemade gift baskets – DIY ideas for men, women, auctions, raffles, boyfriends, couples, Christmas, Mother’s Day, birthdays or ANY special occasion, Holiday or fundraiser. From baby showers and housewarming baskets for new home owners to raffle baskets and Christmas gift baskets, you’re sure to find the perfect idea for...
🌟 Get Ready to Celebrate the Big Snip with a Wink and a Smile! 🌟 Just had your tubes tuned? Welcome to your worry-free life with our "Snip Snip Hooray! Vasectomy Care Package Kit." This is the ultimate giggle-in-a-box for the fearless fellows who've boldly secured their child-free future. Say goodbye to baby worries and hello to belly laughs! ❤️ WHAT YOU GET: ✔️ Instant Digital Download - Because waiting is for the delivery room! ✔️ 1 PDF - Over 100 cheeky sperm cut-outs ready to swim into your project. ✔️ Fun and Frisky Labels - Customize your comfort goodies with labels that'll have you laughing all the way to recovery. ✔️ Message Inspiration - Get ideas on what to write on your templates. ✔️ DIY Shopping List - All the essentials you need to fill your kit, just add humor! 🚀 HOW IT WORKS: PURCHASE & DOWNLOAD: Instant access to start your post-snip party planning. PRINT: On your home turf or at your favorite print palace. Bring these swimmers to life in any color you fancy! CUT & CUSTOMIZE: Trim those little swimmers and tag your snacks and supplies for some recovery laughs. 🎨 PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A DIGITAL ITEM - NO PHYSICAL PRODUCT WILL BE SHIPPED - SNACKS NOT INCLUDED (your appetite might be, though!) These files are for personal use only. Not for redistribution or resale because sharing isn't always caring (especially in this case). Color variation might occur. Just like in real life, not every swimmer looks the same! Get ready to rest up and recover with a side of humor. Because nothing says 'recovery' like a bag full of snacks labeled by sperms! Embrace your new lease on life with every chuckle and chortle. Snip Snip Hooray! 🎉
These vasectomy care package /gift basket ideas are sure to be a hit and help lighten the mood in preparation for a procedure. All the puns!
A guide on how to make the best Vasectomy Care Package for the main man in your life. • Vasectomy Recovery Care ideas + more!
Gift Basket Ideas! Creative and inexpensive homemade gift baskets – DIY ideas for men, women, auctions, raffles, boyfriends, couples, Christmas, Mother’s Day, birthdays or ANY special occasion, Holiday or fundraiser. From baby showers and housewarming baskets for new home owners to raffle baskets and Christmas gift baskets, you’re sure to find the perfect idea for...
Presenting the ultimate DIY Vasectomy Care Package! Elevate post-surgery recovery with our hilarious sperm cut-out template digital printable download, featuring 16 witty sayings. Spruce up candy, food, and various care items with these quirky sperm tags, guaranteed to bring laughter and comfort during the healing process. Whether it's for your husband, boyfriend, friend, or family member, this package is sure to lighten the mood and make them feel better after their vasectomy. (Candy and food not included). This digital download includes : *US letter PDF format: 5 pages with words and 1 page of blanks for customization. Here are the sayings that are included: DingDongs- Sorry about your DingDong MilkDuds- Now Shooting Duds Donuts: NOnuts Oatmeal cream pies- Unlimited cream pies Swedish fish: Time to retire the swim team Sour Patch Kids- No more kids Mountain dew- No more Dew dates Advil- For the boys Gold Fish- No more swimmers Nutty Buddy- Feeling a little less Nutty Sunflower seeds- All juice no seeds Lays Potato Chips- Worry free Lays Capri Sun 100% juice- No seeds. 100% juice. Beef Jerky: Sorry about Your Beef Jerky. Peanuts: Remember to ice your nuts. Pair with a sign for the perfect gift basket: *Sorry about your nuts squirrel sign. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1207409914/vasectomy-card-for-care-package * Lost your sperm but you still got your worm fishing sign: https://tocelebratelife.etsy.com/listing/1525411335 * Snip Snip Hooray sign https://tocelebratelife.etsy.com/listing/1570398445 If you would like a wording or sizing change please let me know. Please note that NO PHYSICAL ITEM is included.Print at home or at your favorite printing store. - HOW TO PRINT • 1. Log into your Etsy account and purchase download. • 2. Click the "You" tab. • 3. Scroll and click "Purchases and reviews". • 4. Find your purchase and click "Download Files". • 5. Click "Download". - REFUNDS • Due to the fact that this is a digital download, refunds are not accepted. However, if you have any issues with your purchase please contact me! - COPYRIGHT : These files may not be shared or resold in any way, shape, or form. These are for one time personal use ONLY.
A guide on how to make the best Vasectomy Care Package for the main man in your life. • Vasectomy Recovery Care ideas + more!
Done with babies? Getting Snipped? Here's what to expect with a vasectomy. How to prepare and what to expect after the procedure.
'Making a vasectomy care basket for my husband' 😮 | husband, basket
Looks like I’m his only baby mama ✂️ vasectomy care package for my husband!. sierradallas · Original audio
4 Weeks After My Vasectomy. How I found my vasectomy operation, how it went and what the recovery and pain was like afterwards.
This listing includes 1 Dozen Vasectomy Themed Cake Pops.
My sugar had this procedure done. I love him for it. I know it was NOT an easy thing to do, but I am very grateful. (I am sad that Jocelyn i...
Looking for the perfect last-minute Vasectomy Care Package? The ultimate post-snip survival kit for the brave souls who've taken the plunge into the world of family planning with a touch of humor! This carefully curated package is designed to turn the recovery process into a laugh and treat-filled adventure. Who said a little snip couldn't come with a side of snacks and smiles? ❤️LISTING INCLUDES: ✔️ Instant download ✔️1 PDF with 13 printable Vasectomy Food & Drink labels ✔️ 3 PNGs with 13 Print & Cut Vasectomy Food & Drink labels (optional - use your cutting machine) ✔️ Instruction sheet (you probably don't need, but just in case) ✔️ Shopping List • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ➡ PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A DIGITAL ITEM - NO PHYSICAL PRODUCT WILL BE SHIPPED - NO FOOD OR DRINKS INCLUDED :) • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • HOW IT WORKS 1. PURCHASE & DOWNLOAD: Once your purchase is complete you will get instant access to the files 2. PRINT: Print at home, or your favourite copy center or online print shop. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 🌈PLEASE NOTE These files are for personal use only. They may not be redistributed or resold. Please note every monitor and printer is colour calibrated differently. Colour may vary slightly from that seen on the screen. Paper type may also affect colour. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ❤️ CONTACT ME If you have any problems or questions please message me. I typically respond very quickly. (nothing worse than waiting forever to have an issue dealt with) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐FEEDBACK We love hearing about your shopping experience, and we encourage you to give us your feedback. If you are satisfied with our service, your review is greatly appreciated. If for any reason you feel dissatisfied with your order, please contact us immediately and we will do our best to fix any issues you might have! ❤️💜🧡 THANK-YOU! I am grateful for every purchase and will do my best to ensure you’re happy with your item. If you're looking for a great Vasectomy Gift Package, we also have this available in our sister store: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1402860090/funny-vasectomy-care-package-vasectomy?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=vasectomy+gift&ref=sr_gallery-1-4&pro=1&frs=1&organic_search_click=1
A guide on how to make the best Vasectomy Care Package for the main man in your life. • Vasectomy Recovery Care ideas + more!
Gift Basket Ideas! Creative and inexpensive homemade gift baskets – DIY ideas for men, women, auctions, raffles, boyfriends, couples, Christmas, Mother’s Day, birthdays or ANY special occasion, Holiday or fundraiser. From baby showers and housewarming baskets for new home owners to raffle baskets and Christmas gift baskets, you’re sure to find the perfect idea for...
My sugar had this procedure done. I love him for it. I know it was NOT an easy thing to do, but I am very grateful. (I am sad that Jocelyn is our last baby. I would love to have another. Let's make that very clear, but I can't be on bed rest again. I would go seriously BANANAS! Especially with 3 kids now... ARGH. Bananas just thinking about it.) Clearly, I am thankful. I planned on spoiling him by letting him (This sounds like I wear the pants in the family... I don't. Well mostly, he does, but maybe sometimes I do.) play XBOX all weekend, watch movies, and ignore us entirely to help him recoup. But, I also wanted to show him how grateful I was with some yummy treats. They needed to be treats he could enjoy while following the doctors specific orders of "BE A COUCH POTATO!" He smiled at them. I think that means he liked them. I saw this on a t-shirt. I laughed. Our friend, Joe, gave this advice. I remembered. I think he was just in too much pain to jump up and down raving about how sweet and thoughtful they were. :) (Because he ALWAYS does that... NOT!) My notes got less and less cute, as my daughter Jocelyn was in the background SCREAMING bloody murder because I wasn't holding her. TEETHING SUCKS! I am sad he was, and is still, in pain. But I am very thankful to have him do this for me and my peace of mind. I love you Sugar!
Funny Vasectomy Care Package Sign. Perfect printable sign to add to your gift basket to say Happy Vasectomy day. This digital download includes : *US letter PDF and PNG format. Pair with this sperm cut out template to create the perfect gift basket: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1413950738/sperm-cut-out-template-vasectomy-card Please note that NO PHYSICAL ITEM is included.Print at home or at your favorite printing store. - HOW TO PRINT • 1. Log into your Etsy account and purchase download. • 2. Click the "You" tab. • 3. Scroll and click "Purchases and reviews". • 4. Find your purchase and click "Download Files". • 5. Click "Download". - REFUNDS • Due to the fact that this is a digital download, refunds are not accepted. However, if you have any issues with your purchase please contact me! - COPYRIGHT : These files may not be shared or resold in any way, shape, or form. These are for one time personal use ONLY.
Late-night study sessions can be tough, especially without food. That's why we came up with the Exam Cram Care Package! It's perfect for helping your favorite student prepare for any major test. Packed with all their favorite treats, it'll help them focus on studying and forget about their grumbling stomach. * Products are loosely placed in the box.
So with us finding out we were about to have our last baby sooner than planned and expected, we immediately knew which route we wanted to take for birth control. No questions asked, a vasectomy. Th…
My sugar had this procedure done. I love him for it. I know it was NOT an easy thing to do, but I am very grateful. (I am sad that Jocelyn is our last baby. I would love to have another. Let's make that very clear, but I can't be on bed rest again. I would go seriously BANANAS! Especially with 3 kids now... ARGH. Bananas just thinking about it.) Clearly, I am thankful. I planned on spoiling him by letting him (This sounds like I wear the pants in the family... I don't. Well mostly, he does, but maybe sometimes I do.) play XBOX all weekend, watch movies, and ignore us entirely to help him recoup. But, I also wanted to show him how grateful I was with some yummy treats. They needed to be treats he could enjoy while following the doctors specific orders of "BE A COUCH POTATO!" He smiled at them. I think that means he liked them. I saw this on a t-shirt. I laughed. Our friend, Joe, gave this advice. I remembered. I think he was just in too much pain to jump up and down raving about how sweet and thoughtful they were. :) (Because he ALWAYS does that... NOT!) My notes got less and less cute, as my daughter Jocelyn was in the background SCREAMING bloody murder because I wasn't holding her. TEETHING SUCKS! I am sad he was, and is still, in pain. But I am very thankful to have him do this for me and my peace of mind. I love you Sugar!
The level of detail in this vasectomy care basket is nuts 🤣👏 | husband, basket
My sugar had this procedure done. I love him for it. I know it was NOT an easy thing to do, but I am very grateful. (I am sad that Jocelyn i...
My sugar had this procedure done. I love him for it. I know it was NOT an easy thing to do, but I am very grateful. (I am sad that Jocelyn is our last baby. I would love to have another. Let's make that very clear, but I can't be on bed rest again. I would go seriously BANANAS! Especially with 3 kids now... ARGH. Bananas just thinking about it.) Clearly, I am thankful. I planned on spoiling him by letting him (This sounds like I wear the pants in the family... I don't. Well mostly, he does, but maybe sometimes I do.) play XBOX all weekend, watch movies, and ignore us entirely to help him recoup. But, I also wanted to show him how grateful I was with some yummy treats. They needed to be treats he could enjoy while following the doctors specific orders of "BE A COUCH POTATO!" He smiled at them. I think that means he liked them. I saw this on a t-shirt. I laughed. Our friend, Joe, gave this advice. I remembered. I think he was just in too much pain to jump up and down raving about how sweet and thoughtful they were. :) (Because he ALWAYS does that... NOT!) My notes got less and less cute, as my daughter Jocelyn was in the background SCREAMING bloody murder because I wasn't holding her. TEETHING SUCKS! I am sad he was, and is still, in pain. But I am very thankful to have him do this for me and my peace of mind. I love you Sugar!
Hooray for your snip snip. Send get well soon wishes to that special person in your life after their life-changing surgery. Looking for gifts that say the right thing after a vasectomy? It's not always easy to find the right gift that says congratulations on a successful vasectomy. Our jumbo vasectomy greeting card packs lighthearted humor with good wishes. Wish them a speedy recovery and joke that they can no longer breed. For the big guy in your life that just had major surgery, put a smile on their face with a hilarious, personalized card. This huge and humorous greeting card is perfect for your husband, father, brother, or anyone you want to wish a safe and speedy recovery from their vasectomy. Sometimes a little humor is just what the doctor ordered. Personalize a message that is very unique and will leave a huge impression. A perfect DIY, an extra-large card that supplies the funny, and leaves blank space inside for your signatures and special message. Size: This big, over the top vasectomy greeting card, is 8.5 X 11 inches. It comes pre-folded with a quirky message on the cover that is guaranteed to bring a smile to your husband, friend, brother, father, or significant other's face. Described as the perfect letterhead size, this giant card is blank inside with enough space to write a personalized message of getting well soon. Material: Made from high-quality, premium 350 GSM matte, and acid-free paper. The thick cardstock is heavy, making it made to last for years. With the unique Andaz Press design in full on the front of the card, the inside is left blank with more than enough space for heartfelt messages and group signatures. This extra-large greeting card is the perfect gift with a funny message and a blank inside for your personalization. Jumbo Message: Boldly show your support to that male in your life that just had their vasectomy. With this 8.5 X 11 inch card, your jumbo message is perfectly displayed. Make it a recovery celebration party with balloons and other party decors to place them in a happy mood. With a personalized funny snip snip message and blank inside for you to further express yourself. Personalized: The idea of a party after surgery? Why not celebrate a successful vasectomy and gift them with this extra jumbo greeting card. If they made the big snip, this witty greeting card is perfect for him. Getting gifts for a recovery surgery can be hard, but this jumbo funny get well card comes blank inside, perfect for making it personal. Original Design: The unique and smart humor from Andaz Design, our get well soon jumbo card has the perfect message for that special man in your life. Show support that cannot be overlooked with this extra-large vasectomy greeting card. With a humorous touch on wishing a speedy recovery from their vasectomy. Send a funny, yet the supportive message that places a smile on their face. Original content by Andaz Press and proudly made in the USA. All rights reserved.
Vasectomy cake toppers to celebrate the end of baby-making worries and the beginning of worry-free romance! Our printable cupcake toppers are easy to download and print at home, making your event planning a breeze! This listing includes: 12 Vasectomy Cupcake Toppers Each topper is approx 2.25 inches each, on a 8.5x11 inch file. PNG, Transparent background You must print and cut out these cupcake toppers on your own. This is a digital download, nothing will be shipped to you. Each printer can show colours a bit differently, because they use different inks. The pictures in the photos are exactly what you'll get. Personal Use Only. You cannot claim the design as your own, share, sell or redistribute these designs in any way. DIGITAL DOWNLOADS Please Note: You cannot download digital purchases through the Etsy App. To download a digital file, please use Etsy on your mobile browser or personal computer/laptop. For additional help with digital downloads, please refer to this Etsy article: https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115013328108 Because you receive this file instantly and automatically after purchase, we do not offer refunds on these digital downloads. All sales are final.
Can you imagine how great it is to have sex Hakuna Matata style?? If you think vasectomy isn't worth celebrating, think again! People celebrate their birthday because, well, that's the day they were born. But why not celebrate a highlight most people overlook, you know, like steering clear of getting someone knocked up? Or maybe
Can you imagine how great it is to have sex Hakuna Matata style?? If you think vasectomy isn't worth celebrating, think again! People celebrate their birthday because, well, that's the day they were born. But why not celebrate a highlight most people overlook, you know, like steering clear of getting someone knocked up? Or maybe