Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you
As you get older, you don’t need to become so serious. Take life lightly and laugh. Read the funniest jokes about getting old.
This is what all of you 70+ year old's have to look forward to:This is something that happened in an Aged Care CentreThe people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat .. #funny, #joke, #humor
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The […]
As you get older, you don’t need to become so serious. Take life lightly and laugh. Read the funniest jokes about getting old.
Mrs Murphy and MrsCohen had been longtime close friends.But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. #funny, #joke, #humor
Here we've compiled a list of 30+ Old People Jokes that are hilariously funny to spread good laughter and keep old aged people engaged and entertained.
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.“I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long life,” the reporter asked. #funny, #joke, #humor
Looking for some jokes about getting old? Here are 31 of them and I’m sure you’ll be able to relate to a few of them, at least.
The older people in this list might seem like peaceful and dignified elders, but only until you see their raunchy and totally inappropriate T-shirts.
When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting oldThe first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing .. #funny, #joke, #humor
On April 5, 1994, the music world mourned the death of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, who died by suicide at the age of 27.
The old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw £10”.The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.”The old lady wanted .. #funny, #joke, #humor
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many […]
Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE..... A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure...
So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy:Old Johnny asks the salesman not sell the particular model till the next day, since he wants to buy it on his birt.. #funny, #joke, #humor
An Old Man In Mississippi Was Sitting On His Front Porch. – An old man in Mississippi was
We generally associate pranks and mischief to young people. Seniors are stereotyped as grumpy and passive. But those of you who think this need to watch this video! It's going to make your day and put a smile on your face. This video shows that fun doesn't end with age. Life and laughter can only
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a ... Read more
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll let you
The 90-Year Old Man Lived In A Rest Home. – This ninety year old man lived in a
The perfect list of jokes for 5 year olds (older kids will love them, too)! Includes animal jokes and knock knock jokes for 5 year olds.