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A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the Navy man's truck. They both exit their cars with no in.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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Memes time! It's like MRE time, except you laugh instead of getting constipated. Great Navy memes seem to be the hardest to find, so thanks go
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A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week’s shore leave. The first evening, the ship’s Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy and influential plantation...
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in […]
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