Call with wife Me:“Babe I’m at Lowe’s what type of ceiling fan did you want for living room ?” Wife: “ I don’t care pick what you think looks good” Me: “ok you sure?” Wife: “ it’s a fan you can’t screw that up” The new fan:

The Patchwork Procedure by Claude Lalumière. What Pada-Sara Means to the Elephant by Jeremy Sim.