This sweatshirt features a playful yet eerie design. At the top, there's a cartoon zombie character 🧟♂️ with the phrase "VERY DEMURE" written next to it. Below that, two horror-themed figures—one appears to be a zombie, and the other looks like a sinister clown 🤡—are accompanied by the text "VERY MINDFUL." The design plays with dark humor, combining these spooky elements with an ironic twist. Production and Shipping Production : 2-5 business days Shipping : Local delivery 2-5 business days , International delivery 10-30 business days Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters. .: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months. .: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability. .: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label. .: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank shirt's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact. .: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with our "Ask Me About My Lobotomy" bumper magnet! Perfect for those who love to blend humor with a touch of the unexpected, this magnet is sure to make a memorable statement wherever you drive. Features: 🧠 Bold Design: Featuring eye-catching text that reads "Ask Me About My Lobotomy," this magnet combines dark humor with a playful twist. It's a conversation starter that’s both quirky and memorable. 🧠 High-Quality Material: Crafted from durable, weather-resistant vinyl, this magnet is designed to withstand rain, sun, and wind. It’s built to stay vibrant and secure on your vehicle through all types of weather. 🧠 Easy Application: apply it to any flat, metallic surface. It’s easy to remove and reposition without leaving any sticky residue behind. 🧠 Perfect Size: Measuring 10"x3", it’s just the right size to grab attention without being overwhelming. Ideal for your car, truck, or even your refrigerator. 🧠 Great Gift Idea: A fantastic gift for anyone with a sense of humor or an appreciation for the offbeat. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because you know someone who loves a good laugh. Stand out from the crowd and let your bumper do the talking with this hilariously irreverent magnet. It's not just a statement—it's a conversation piece. Order yours today and bring some unexpected humor to your ride!Add a custom flair to your car with these personalized car magnets.
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The "Maybe Today Satan" design is perfect for those days when adulting feels like a struggle, but you're ready to take on the world—well, maybe. Crafted for those who know that life isn’t always sunshine and roses, this shirt gives a nod to your emo roots while embracing the dark humor that gets you through the daily grind. Whether you’re navigating the office politics or just trying to survive another Monday, this tee lets everyone know that you're not backing down, even if you need an extra cup of coffee to make it through. With its bold, eye-catching text on a soft, comfortable fabric, this shirt is designed to last—just like your love for those emotionally charged songs that defined your youth. Pair it with your favorite pair of worn-out jeans or layer it under a flannel for that classic, throwback look. Perfect for anyone who’s still holding onto a little bit of that emo spirit while navigating the challenges of adult life. Because let’s be real—life might be tough, but like your favorite lyrics, you’ve got the resilience to face whatever comes your way. Maybe today, Satan. Maybe today. .: The relaxed fit keeps the wearer comfy in both casual and semi-formal settings while the crew neckline delivers that classic, neat style which makes it perfect for accessorizing. .: The pre-shrunk fabric ensures a consistently great fit. Check all available sizes in our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart. .: All Comfort Colors 1717 shirts feature pre-shrunk cotton for size retention and a signature sewn-in twill label. .: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. .: Available in 58 colors. Check all available colors in our Comfort Colors 1717 color charts
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This Cool Grim Reaper T-shirt is a hilarious take on the classic grim reaper imagery, combining dark humor with a playful twist. The graphic design features a Funny grim reaper, complete with his ominous cloak and scythe, but with a comically exaggerated expression of exasperation or annoyance. Beneath the reaper, bold text reads: "You're the absolute worst," delivering a blunt and humorous message to anyone who dares to wear it. This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing. Manufactured in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. Perfect for those who enjoy poking fun at themselves or others with a touch of morbidity. Colors on screen may vary slightly due to different screen settings but are a close representation of the final product.
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Get ready to dive into the retail world with Stephen Beals' latest "Adult Children" comics! If you've ever worked in customer service or just wondered what goes on behind the scenes, you're in for a treat. Stephen's witty humor brings everyday life situations in the retail sector to the forefront, shedding light on the struggles, interactions, and absurdities that retail workers face.
I'm a graphic designer, lover of vintage things and have a pretty weird/dark sense of humor. So out of all that has spawned Bad Betty's Greeting Co. I am obsessed with the juxtaposition of these beautiful antique florals and illustrations with modern snarky, dirty text.
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✨ Welcome to Invaluable Minutia ✨ Add a touch of humor and edge to your wardrobe with our "Don't Make Me Cut You" Graphic Tee. This bold design is perfect for those who love a bit of dark humor and want to make a statement. Why You’ll Love It: 🔪 Unique Design: Featuring a hand holding a bloody knife with the text "Don't Make Me Cut You," this tee combines humor and a bit of edge, making it a standout piece in your collection. 👕 Premium Quality: Printed on Gildan 5000 t-shirts, known for their soft, breathable cotton fabric. This shirt ensures all-day comfort and durability, even after countless washes. 🌟 Versatile Style: Ideal for casual outings, Halloween parties, or just lounging at home. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layer it under a jacket for a versatile, stylish look. 🎨 Multiple Colors: Available in a variety of colors including white, black, red, pink, blue, and green to suit your personal style. 👏 Sizes Available: Available in a range of sizes from Small to 5-XL to ensure a perfect fit for everyone. Product Details: Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Premium Gildan 5000 T-Shirt) Sizes: S-XL ($24.99), 2XL ($26.99), 3XL-5XL ($28.99) Colors: White, Black, Red, Pink, Blue, Green Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design. Perfect Gift Idea 🎁 Looking for the perfect gift? Our "Don't Make Me Cut You" Graphic Tee makes a fun and unique present for birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion. It's a great gift for those who appreciate dark humor and high-quality apparel. Shop with Confidence: At Invaluable Minutia, we are committed to providing our customers with premium products and exceptional service. Your satisfaction is our priority, and we stand behind the quality of our items. 🛒 Add to Cart now and show off your humor with our "Don't Make Me Cut You" graphic tee! Quick shipping and produced on order! Follow Us for More: 📷 Instagram: @invaluableminutia 📍 Etsy Shop: Invaluable Minutia 💻 Facebook: Invaluable Minutia 📌 Pinterest: @InvaluableMinutiaEtsy Thank you for supporting Invaluable Minutia. We’re excited to bring you unique, premium designs that inspire and delight. Disclaimer: Our products are handmade with production assistance. Each design is meticulously crafted using a combination of hand-drawn art, some AI-generated elements, and extensive editing in Photoshop and Canva by our artists, ensuring a unique and high-quality final product. For any questions or inquiries, please feel free to contact us.
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Make a Bold Statement with the "Join a Cult, Drink the Kool-Aid" T-Shirt Step into the world of edgy humor with our "Join a Cult, Drink the Kool-Aid" T-shirt. Featuring a vibrant cartoon jug of Kool-Aid, this design combines nostalgia with a daring twist. Perfect for those who appreciate bold statements and a touch of dark humor, this T-shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Bold Design: This T-shirt showcases a cheerful cartoon jug of Kool-Aid, paired with the provocative phrase "Join a Cult, Drink the Kool-Aid." The juxtaposition of the playful image and daring text creates a unique and memorable design that stands out in any crowd. Quality and Comfort: Printed on our dependable Gildan Heavy Cotton T-shirt, this garment offers both a striking design and the comfort you need for everyday wear. The 100% cotton fabric ensures a soft, breathable fit, perfect for casual outings, parties, or simply making a statement. Versatile and Eye-Catching: Whether you're out with friends, attending a themed event, or just expressing your unique sense of humor, this T-shirt fits seamlessly into any setting. It's also a great gift for friends who enjoy edgy humor and bold fashion. Product Specifications: Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, XXL, catering to all who appreciate a daring twist. Weight: White 175gsm, Colours 185gsm, ensuring a comfortable and durable wear. Care Instructions: Easy to maintain, keeping your bold design fresh and vibrant through every wash. Stand out from the crowd with the "Join a Cult, Drink the Kool-Aid" T-shirt. It's more than just a piece of clothing; it's a statement of individuality, humor, and a fearless approach to fashion.
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