It's none of your business!!!

"I forgot to pay for a hotdog I ate the previous day at work. I had the money to pay and I would have if they asked me to. It genuinely slipped my mind, but the manager was treating me as a serious thief."

I need to adopt this cat, STAT.

"When we advise you to reconsider a design, or flat out refuse to tattoo something on you, it's nine times out of 10 to protect you, not just to be an a—hole."

"I wish I had understood that this isn’t something you can get back."

Anyone else's head hurt from all the lore?

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

Don't let me down!

"It's been so sad to watch him go from my sweet little brother to a hateful guy who is stuck in his room all the time."

"They were cheap, and argued the auto-gratuity, but I'm pretty sure my manager refused to budge on that. They took up half our restaurant with people that weren't even going to eat; we could have filled those seats with paying customers."

Go outside and breathe some fresh air!

Throwing out a still-lit cigarette actually melted a garbage can.

Pack your bags, bestie!

Good riddance to 90% of these people.

"If you work for tips, then WORK for tips."

"The commotion woke up my girlfriend at the time, and she ran over to check on me. I blamed the dog. I've never actually told anyone this before."

There’s still a lot The Bear hasn’t revealed about kitchen culture...

"They asked if I went to church and had a boyfriend. I was interviewing for a public school teaching position."

"You know it's going to happen, but you don't realize how it'll manifest itself until it plays out."

Let's see if you're a wild pepperoni, a chill cheese, or something entirely different!