A young guy named Luke lived in a galaxy not far away, more like down the street at the local mall. He was not a Skywalker, but a Skyshopper. He worked in a
Harry answered: "I've defeated Voldemort, saved the wizarding world, and completed seven years of magical education — mostly by skipping school and fighting
A husband and wife were having a friendly argument about who should brew the morning coffee. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first." The husband replied, "No, you should do it because you make it better." They went back and forth like this for a while until the husband finally
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could use some rain.” “Sure,” the kangaroo said. “But that means my kids will have to play inside all day!”
A man was playing golf when he hit his ball into the woods. As he went to retrieve it, he stumbled upon a talking frog. The frog looked up at him and said, "Hey, I'm actually a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess, and I'll grant you three
A husband and wife decided to go on a diet together to shed a few pounds before their vacation. They agreed to encourage each other and stick to their diet plan. A week later, the husband noticed that his wife was sneaking into the kitchen late at night. He caught her red-handed, devouring a big
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home.
She asked him, “How much are you selling the eggs for?” The old seller replied, “$0.25 an egg, Madam.” She said to him, “I will take 6 eggs for $1.25 or I will leave.” The old seller replied, “Come take them at the price you want. Maybe, this is a good beginning because I have
Married life after 60 ????????During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said:"I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn’t allot you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam's is 42H."Husband: "Oh, thanks. Do I
A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day. The handyman showed him the instructions on
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber
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Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don't want to marry". I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do ? The psychiatrist replied: “YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings
A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, "This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!" The bartender, skeptical, asks, "Really? Let's see it." The man turns to his dog and asks, "What's on top of a house?" The dog replies, "Roof!" The bartender rolls
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furioulsy, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified.
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
A man went to a seafood restaurant and ordered a seafood platter. When the dish arrived, he noticed something unusual. He called the waiter and said, "This fish is labeled as 'piranha,' but it looks like a normal fish." The waiter replied, "Ah, yes, that's our 'Piranha Surprise' – it surprises you by not eating
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