A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said. The next
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends her back home.
Servings: 4 Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 35 minutes Total Time: 55 minutes Ingredients: For the Lemon Garlic Lobster Tail: 4 lobster tails (about 6-8 oz each) 4 tablespoons butter, melted 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 teaspoon lemon zest 1 tablespoon fresh parsley, chopped (for garnish) Salt and black pepper,
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furioulsy, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified.
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he
In The Office (a parody job interview), the interviewer asks, "So, why do you want to work here?"
Harry answered: "I've defeated Voldemort, saved the wizarding world, and completed seven years of magical education — mostly by skipping school and fighting
John and Mary were homeowners who decided to tackle some home improvement projects themselves. One weekend, they decided to paint their living room. John said, "I'll take care of the walls, and you can paint the ceiling." Mary agreed, and they got to work. A few hours later, John called Mary over to admire his
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