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As every Southerner knows, there are times when life just gets a little bit messy, and boy do we have something to say about it. From blaming it on the dog to claiming it's a collection, here are a few things Southerners say when they come home to a mess.

Whether it's a ballet-loving dog or a backgammon-playing penguin, young readers are in for a treat, writes MEG SORENSEN.

You can't have control over your human if you can't even control yourself. Unlike dogs, we know how to stay calm and collected with just the right amount of disdain and apathy; it gets us what we want. Also because, let's face it, nothing in the entire world is worth jumping up and down like an idiot over.