Express your affection with a dash of humor with our "I Love You For Who You Are But That DICK Sure Is A Bonus" keychain. This quirky accessory combines heartfelt sentiment with a playful twist, making it an ideal gift for your loved one or even a hilarious treat for yourself. The keychain's unique message strikes a balance between expressing unconditional love and embracing a lighthearted sense of humor. It's a fun way to acknowledge and celebrate the complete package that your loved one brings to your life, appreciating their personality while playfully acknowledging a cheeky bonus. Please note: This keychain is intended for adult audiences and should be shared in a lighthearted, consensual manner. What you get: ✧ This listing includes one key ring and a keychain that features a metal plate that holds a tag that reads, “I Love You For Who You Are But That DICK Sure Is A Bonus .” __ PLEASE NOTE: Due to high demand during the holidays, please allow 1-2 business days for your order to be processed + shipped. Expected Delivery Times: Shipments within Canada are expected to take 4-7 business days to arrive once processed and shipped. Delays can occur. Shipments to the USA are expected to take 7-14 days to arrive once processed and shipped. Delays can occur. Shipments International are expected to take 4-12 weeks to arrive once processed and shipped. Delays can occur. Please email us at manitobacloset @ gmail.com for any questions! ===== ***Other Gift Ideas*** https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/ManitobaCloset ===== Thank you for checking out Manitoba Closet! Don't forget to share the love with favourites, likes, shares, pins, tweets... whatever you're into. Or follow us on Instagram @manitobacloset or facebook @manitobacloset