"Is it really a good idea to run away from war with the person you despise the most?" A hotel, a boathouse, Narcissa Malfoy's safe-house and the worlds most powerful wand left behind by Regulus Black. What else could Hermione add to the list to make her absolutely insane? Ah yes, Draco fucking Malfoy. 18+ sexual warning. [Also available to read on my ao3 Thanks to kavosie for the illustration]