Fully illustrated, full colour, 50 pages. "The Ancient Romans lived long ago And conquered lands from many a foe They were ruled by emperors who were big and strong, And by men who sat in the Senate all day long The nasty little Britons were a real pain because they Wanted the Romans to go home again But Roman emperors could see into a magic place Where Gnomans, not Romans, were the dominant race These Gnomans showed the emperors how to deal with the revolting Brits For the Romans had their own problems with the pesky, painted Piccsies."
