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When Hyacinth requires advice on how to appreciate art, only the perspective of a museum curator will do. "Keeping Up Appearances" airs tonight at 8 p.m.
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Keeping Up Appearances S05E03 P2 | Keeping Up Appearances S05E03 P2 | By Keeping Up Appearances Forever | No, I want the Celia Postal Official. Hm? Well, if he's the area manager, I suppose he'll have to do. Though I should have preferred something on a national scale. Who you calling? A very negligent post office. They've let you down. Let me down? A very good morning to you too. Though it's not been a good morning for me. Look, you have some serious failures in your department. The surprise from my husband hasn't arrived. For our wedding anniversary, he never forgets our wedding anniversary. Of course it was coming by post. Yes. You've let him down. I don't know what size package it's a surprise all I know is it hasn't arrived yes I'll give you my name and address it's bouquet B U C K E T no it is bouquet and my address I can explain over breakfast oh I'm going to cook you a full English breakfast oh I'll put just put the kettle in no leave all that it really is a big surprise isn't it no I think that it it will be. Do you know they've had another burglary at number twenty-three? They've taken the video again. Don't thieves lack imagination. That's twice in 3 months. Hmm. Hassanth will be livid. Oh. Char bear anyone getting more attention than her. What you doing? I'm going to call Hassan and tell her. Oh, that's wicked. Just a caring act, Liz. I mean, what's a neighbors for? She'll hate it. I know, she'll just hate it. Yes, Now, come along. Don't keep me in suspense any longer. Where's my surprise? Is it something I've always wanted? Not really. Oh, a complete surprise. Richard, how clever of you. To to tell you the truth. Hi, Asif. Oh, excuse me dear. That's bound to be someone important. Speaking. Hyacinth. For once in all these years I I forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm I I'm terribly sorry Anna. I I'll make it up to you somehow. Hyacinth. For once. Number 23 has been burglared again. That's twice in 3 months. How pretentious. What were you saying dear? But the surprise for our wedding anniversary. Uh because of all these burglaries. Uh I've decided to have security installed for you. What a wonderful idea. Our own custom-made superior security installation for better class premises. Then people will understand that the reason we're not burglared is our security system and not that we've nothing worth taking. And there you were pretending you'd forgotten. No, it has to be today. Someone has to call today. Yes, I realized you can't install it today but can you send someone around to inspect the place? No, I realize it's short notice but excuse me sir but are you married by any chance? Well, have you ever forgotten your wedding anniversary? But then you'll understand my urgency. You are a gentleman. One more thing. Can you represent it and pretend that I that I ordered it a week ago? Good man. Thank you very much. I want you to be the first to know, Elizabeth. I'm going to be alarmed. Oh, you'd even be alarmed, hi, since I haven't touched it yet. No, dear. Richard is going to alarm me for our wedding anniversary. Oh, thank you. Well, you have to admire his spirit after all these years. It's his surprise for me. To alarm you for your wedding anniversary? Yes, he's getting a firm of specialist in to do it. I thought he'd forgotten. For one terrible moment, I thought he'd forgotten. Hello, boy. Oh, hello Vicar. Good morning. Oh, a burglar alarm. Yes, of course, dear. Well, you had me wondering there for a moment. I think it's sweet of Richard to want to secure me against intruders. Is it because of the burglary at number twenty-three? Oh, no, dear. You ordered it some time ago. I believe the tea feels as I do that someone has to set the tone for the neighborhood. Will it be a very loud tone? How is it? Oh, yes, dear, of course. But in the best possible taste. You know, people must have been wondering why I haven't been alarmed before. After all, there is extensive interest in my royal dalton with the hand-painted periwinkles. Yes, I can assure you that the whole neighborhood knows about it. There you are, you see. Biscuit? No, thank you. And then the Sheridan's Pearl Button Collection. No, I'm afraid you're nobody these days without a burglar alarm. My husband seen the figure. Female. Figure. It was terrifying. Oh, I'll never sleep in that room again. Of course you will, father. Just as soon as the vicar's wrestled with it spiritually. I don't know that I'm terribly good with apparitions. Don't even like to be too close to the coffin at funerals. Oh, just give it a whack, Vicar. Do your best. Oh, I'm sure he will. Otherwise, we're stuck with him in our bedroom. But there's all that much happening in our bedroom. Oh, They could be such lonely places, bedrooms. I wish they had grinning at me. I woke up. Open my eyes and there it mobs. I think that perhaps what I ought to do is seek specialist help. The church is people that specialize in this. Oh, you can do it, Vicar. We've all got faith in you. Put him down, Rose. He's got work to do. We'll be right behind you, Vicar. You can rely on that. Go on up, Vicar. We've never been haunted before. Up to now, the only persistent unwelcome visitor has been the rent man. And you're right, Sim. That's the one Vicar there. I think I could probably do this from outside the door. Oh no, you go in Vicar. Just make his love at home. I could go in with him if he likes. It's something he has to do on his own. Oh, I don't mind Rose with me if she wishes. Well, let me get under your feet. Begone. I command you. We're going anyway. No need to make a fuss. Was he invited me last night at over sixties.

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Keeping Up Appearances S05E06a Country Estate Sale (1995) | Keeping Up Appearances S05E06a Country Estate Sale (1995) | By Perfect Smile | Dear. Oh well, yes, we might stretch as far as a second-hand hat. Mean a second-hand hat? I bought this one new. Oh, that hat. Now, Richard, I want you to tell me if this looks like a mingling with the aristocracy hat. It's fine, fine. No, I don't want any snap judgments, dear. Please try to remember that this will be among some very aristocratic hats. It's Faye, Faye. Don't be silly, dear. Yes, this could easily be mistaken for an aristocratic hat. Just as long as don't mistake my checkbook for an aristocratic checkbook. You ready? I think they're going out. I'd rather wait until the coast is clear before we step outside. Why don't we just go before they come out? We might bump into them. She'll sing at me. She'll ruin my day. You really got a thing about Hyacinth? That's because she's the kind of person it is very easy to get a thing about. You're a grown man. And she's a grown a minute. Just let your mind go blank. I do. Oh, Liz, Liz. It's so much simpler just to wait a few moments until they've gone and then they can go their way and we can go our way and our day will be complete. How do you know they're going out? Because Richard's got the car out. Very nice. Nice, he says. Is that the best you can manage? Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important. And if anybody should mistake me for someone important, let them think what they may. After all, it's only an accident of birth that I'm not someone important. Well, I am someone important. It's simply an accident of birth that I'm not even more important. Even aristocratic. She spends like an aristocrat. What are we going to do about missus Braddock? Is she still hanging about? I haven't seen her but what we going to do about her? Well, if she's going to make that racket every night, your father will have to marry her. Oh, nice. I hope you're going to be the one to break it to our hyacinth. Fancy having to tell our hyacinth father's got to get married at Usay. How come he doesn't want to marry you? He usually wants to marry everybody. Missus Braddick's horrible. Everybody's ever been involved with being horrible. Maybe he likes horrible. But it's amazing how many do. You should see what some of my gentlemen friends have to go home to. I could never settle for horrible. It always has to be stylish. That was alright one of us young days but it can be a heck of a strain. The constant battle to remain attractive. Get it together. You said left. You said go left. You probably thought I said left when I said right. Why would I do that? Because you're in an argumentative mood dear. I noticed it first thing this morning. You were very off hand about my hat. Anyway, now you have the map out. Do you know where we are? Yes. Lost. Oh. Father says, would you make sure that missus Braddick's not about? He wants to go out and he didn't go out if missus Braddick's about. Why don't you go out and check if missus Braddick's about? She bites. She looks at me like someone who might possibly be septic. And that's just her face. On slow, will you go out and see if missus Braddick's about? Oh, nice. Doesn't matter if she bites me and turns me septic. But she won't bite you. She likes men. She bites me. She likes men. That was before I discovered bacon sanis. Oh, go onslow. I'll load your bacon sani for you. No, you won't. I've seen you before with bits of some poor blokes bacon. I'll go out when I finish my which way this time left or right No less. No, as you were, turn right. Watch out for animals. What animals? I can't see any animals. This is the countryside. There are always animals. Well, never mind about the animals. Are you sure that this is the right way? Quite sure. And stop trying to confuse me, Richard. I hate it when it confused me. Mind the car, there's a car coming. I can see the car coming. I believe it's Elizabeth and Amit. Flashy lights. Thank heavens they're going the other way. I didn't like her since hat. I didn't like Elizabeth's hat. Never mind about the hat. Can you see where we are on the map? Yes, I have my finger on the spot. We go along here for a little while and then we come to some crossroads.

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Keeping Up Appearances S04E63Looking at Properties | Keeping Up Appearances S04E63Looking at Properties | By Tapicería Auto & Lujo | Yes. I shall come here frequently to look. It is beautiful and if we walk across this parkland here, expect it looks even more spectacular. Come along, Elizabeth. What about the car? Never mind the car. If I'm going to buy the place, I'm surely entitled to leave the car where I like. Nearly off duty, daddy. Right here. That's pretty effective. I can't wait to get inside and have a look around. The agent said she'd be here at eleven thirty. Perhaps you won't like the inside. I shall love it. Oh, I shall be very happy here. You've made your decision then. Oh, I think so, Elizabeth. It's very suitable for entertaining, you see. I shall be a beacon for the best in hospitality for miles around. Perhaps this is the agent now. Come on. Missus Bucket. I'm sorry I'm late. Some fools left a car blocking the bridge. Are you authorized to gain entrance? Yes. Everything's in here. Good. After you then. I just go move the car. It might be best, dear. It was a silly place to leave it. Sorry to rush off. I've gotta meet Hyacinth in the country. His car won't start. And this is known as the lake room. Oh. Oh, what a lovely view. Is that a river out there? It's a lake. Really? The man in the wheelchair is Sir Edward. You'll be neighbors. Sir Edward. Seren would learn to be neighbors. I'm her since bouquet. Mind the foot. Sir, Edward has very painful gout. Gout? Oh, one of the favorite ailments of the upper classes. You must be one of the first of my evening swallows, sir Edward. What kind of place is this that our hyacinth's buying? I have no idea but I hope it's small. I wouldn't bet on it. Our hyacinth's not very big on small. Don't just sit there grinning like that, father. Tell Richard what you did to his car so it wouldn't start. He took out the rotor arm. He always takes out the rotor arm. It's what they used to do to disable cars in the war. What have you done with Richard's rotor arm? He throws them away. So nothing falls into the hands of the enemy. Well, it's very kind of you to give me a lift. No problem. Anyway, I'm dying to see what hasn't spy. You're not the only one. Oh, and this is Sheradone, sir Edward. In costume for his first school play, he played the daffodil. Everybody agreed he was enormously convincing. Oh, and here's Sheridan again. That's it. What? No, that can't be it. According to Hisense Directions, that must be it. Well, it's one way to find out. Maybe there's a small cottage in the grounds. Oh, that must be it. Yeah, there'll be a small cottage in the grounds. Plenty of open space to raise a family in. She's getting broody again. I'm awfully sorry about blocking the road earlier. It wasn't entirely my fault. I can believe that. Friend of yours, is she? She's my neighbor. You poor thing. Stop I want you to meet my husband. You'll be alone momentarily. Woman. Hello, Richard. Tell me she hasn't signed anything. She has actually. For this? It's only flat, Richard. The place is subdivided into apartments. She hasn't bought the whole house. And she's only bought one flat. Richard, Excuse me. Richard, I expected you to come on your own. Your father stole my rotor arm. Yeah. I'm sure daddy wouldn't steal your rotor arm. He probably had instructions to commandeer it for military purposes. The building dates from 1577 and it is said that Queen Elizabeth the first. Richard, you love our flat. It's quite bijou but we have some splendid neighbors. Two. Richard, do something. Daddy's about to prejudice Elise. I like the country. There's never a dull moment. Oh. I

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