You just had to have your own soap. You were first, right? The eldest. The most important. But you’re also the family guinea pig, the one who is always the most responsible, and the one who must succeed at all costs. No pressure there, right? Handmade vegan soap bar designed by Whiskey River Soap Co. artisans with fragrance blends to match their popular candles. Clever descriptions of who each bar of soap is designed for make these a funny gift item! Front of label says: Soap for THE FIRST CHILD - Smells like you're just more important (You had to have your own soap, didn't you?) Back of label says: Soap for THE FIRST CHILD - Reduces parental pressure. Keeps siblings out of your stuff. Is practically perfect, too. Brand-New Everything Scent (Wintergreen) ----- Soap size: 3 1/2" H x 2 3/4" W x 1" D. Net Weight: 6 oz. Ingredients: Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. Directions for use printed on the label: Rinse, lather, repeat. Do not eat. Do not invite friends over and serve over a bed of organic wild rice. Organic rice is way out of your budget. Made in Newark, Ohio - United States
