Teacher: So, Josiah. What's your excuse today? Josiah: Well, uh, I was writing my homework and um.... it just burst into flames! It was all I could do to save my bedroom! ... Josiah: You don't believe me, do you? *class titters* Teacher: Josiah, if you were in my position, would you believe you? Josiah: ...No. *class laughs* ------------------------------------------------ Inspired by the poem "A Kid in English Class", by Carol Shields. A kid in English class Once wrote a limerick so fast That no joking, his paper was smoking And his pencil blew up with a blast. I apologize for the terrible photo, it's raining over here and I've still got another category to start and finish today. :/ Let's go Team Brick Runners! -IronBricks