Front: "I'm Dying" Inside : "To wish you a Merry Christmas!! Oh...I see how that could be misleading. My bad." Inflict your strange & unusual sense of humor on unsuspecting friends & family this season with this DreaDful Holiday greeting card! I write them all myself, and use my art for the fronts, so it's safe to say, NO ONE else will have a card like this. Yours will be unique memorable, maybe even a little TOO memorable. It's important to read the INSIDE of all of my cards to get the full picture. That's where the bulk of the humor is meant to be located. I hope they give you a giggle <3 All of my DreaDful greeting cards are 5x7 inches, come with a lovely red envelope and the inside leaves plenty of room for writing. They are printed locally on high-quality card stock, lovingly hand-stamped on the back of each card with my signature DreaD. stamp, and are in no way cursed by Goblins. If you enjoy the artwork, it's likely I have the print up on Etsy also! check out my store for all kinds of DreaDful things ;) ALSO if you can’t get enough strange & unusual things… check out my PATREON at Patreon.com/DreaDIllustrations For Exclusive art, stickers, postcards, voting abilities, Early access to Limited Editions, Free Shipping, coloring pages, sneak peeks and lots more!! Yay!