I’d Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney/I’d Shank A Bitch For You/Funny Candle For Friend/Funny Candles/Gift For Her/Gag Gift PLEASE READ ALL DESCRIPTIONS,SHOP ANNOUNCEMENTS AND PHOTOS BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER. All of our candles are hand poured to order in small batches to ensure top quality. Each candle is custom poured,designed and packaged just for you. ABOUT OUR CANDLES: We use vegan soy wax made from USA grown soybeans. Our scents are phthalate and paraben free. Our wicks are eco friendly cotton wicks. Our glass jars are recycled glass. Our labels are made with eco friendly recycled paper products. All of our packaging is from recycled products. Our packing peanuts are eco friendly because they are made from corn starch and dissolve in water. PROCESSING TIMES: Our current processing times are set to 3-5 BUSINESS DAYS Processing times are not the same as shipping times. All of our orders are dispatched within the processing times. Once your order is shipped you’ll receive your tracking notification. CANCELLATIONS & RETURNS: Our cancellation policy states that you must cancel within the first 24 hours of ordering if you need to cancel. At this time due to COVID we are not accepting returns but if there’s an issue with your order please contact us. If for some reason your item is damaged during shipping please contact us immediately and provide pictures so we can get a replacement sent out. We also do custom labels... don’t see what you’d like just contact us to arrange a custom label. CANDLE CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Trim your wick to 1/4” before burning for the first time. Your first burn should always burn long enough to form a complete melt pool. ( 1-2 hours) Before each burn, trim your wick to 1/4” Never burn your candle near a draft or anything flammable. Keep candles out of reach of children and pets. Always burn your candle on a flat surface. If you have any questions please contact me! Want a custom design/scent combo that’s not listed? Contact me. Thank you for supporting our small business!