Whatever celebrities pay to prevent their sex tapes from coming out, double that amount—and you'll have what I would spend to keep an audio recording of me singing along to last night's Sound of Music Live under wraps. Though I was prepared to be as tough and grumpy as the Captain himself about peeps edging in on Julie Andrews' holy territory, I totally lost myself in the show—and now that I've had a little distance, let's talk the ups and downs of Carrie Underwood and Co.'s take on the classic. BEST The opening Clearly, Carrie's been singing the title song as long as we have—she killed it. Stephen Moyer's whole situation I am into this polished, repressed thing on him. The kids These kiddies must have been grown in an NBC lab, right? There's no way they found such cuteness and height gradient in the wild. I particularly loved the boys. "I'M FRIEDRICH, AND I'M A BOY" FTW. "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" Purely because it's "Sixteen Going on Seventeen." Someone would literally have to die during it for me not to enjoy it. However, I do have one major beef: Where was the gazebo? "Climb Every Mountain" PHEW. TEARS. You