If you identify with any of these things, you’re definitely one. sexy. mama. A literal mama. Like, you birthed babies. And they changed your life. And your body. And your definition of sexy. 1. You cross your legs… …when you sneeze. Every single time. Because all heck will break loose if you sneezed like a normal lady. And then you’d need a change of undies. And that’s so not sexy. So sneeze with pride. You birthed a baby from down below, and that wreaks havoc on your innards. Own your sexy leaky bladder. Cross those legs like you mean it....