"It's... it's-" "Me, I know." "But how-" "I finished school before you. It's been three years since then. I honestly don't know why you're so surprised. This is the best Finishing School there is." "Okay, fine, but why did you choose me?" "Because I wanted to be around at least one familiar face while I'm finishing up here." "But you hated me!" "Obviously not as much as you thought I did." Hermione Granger has decided to go to Finishing School. The school of her choice is Merlin's Academy, a school notorious for its "Tower Cults." Hermione is rapidly inducted into one of the most popular Towers. Her excitement is short lived upon the unmasking of one of the Tower Heads. She travels through her first year becoming more and more accustomed to her Tower's certain "sexual habits." CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT