Presenting the ultimate DIY Vasectomy Care Package! Elevate post-surgery recovery with our hilarious sperm cut-out template digital printable download, featuring 16 witty sayings. Spruce up candy, food, and various care items with these quirky sperm tags, guaranteed to bring laughter and comfort during the healing process. Whether it's for your husband, boyfriend, friend, or family member, this package is sure to lighten the mood and make them feel better after their vasectomy. (Candy and food not included). This digital download includes : *US letter PDF format: 5 pages with words and 1 page of blanks for customization. Here are the sayings that are included: DingDongs- Sorry about your DingDong MilkDuds- Now Shooting Duds Donuts: NOnuts Oatmeal cream pies- Unlimited cream pies Swedish fish: Time to retire the swim team Sour Patch Kids- No more kids Mountain dew- No more Dew dates Advil- For the boys Gold Fish- No more swimmers Nutty Buddy- Feeling a little less Nutty Sunflower seeds- All juice no seeds Lays Potato Chips- Worry free Lays Capri Sun 100% juice- No seeds. 100% juice. Beef Jerky: Sorry about Your Beef Jerky. Peanuts: Remember to ice your nuts. Pair with a sign for the perfect gift basket: *Sorry about your nuts squirrel sign. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1207409914/vasectomy-card-for-care-package * Lost your sperm but you still got your worm fishing sign: https://tocelebratelife.etsy.com/listing/1525411335 * Snip Snip Hooray sign https://tocelebratelife.etsy.com/listing/1570398445 If you would like a wording or sizing change please let me know. Please note that NO PHYSICAL ITEM is included.Print at home or at your favorite printing store. - HOW TO PRINT • 1. Log into your Etsy account and purchase download. • 2. Click the "You" tab. • 3. Scroll and click "Purchases and reviews". • 4. Find your purchase and click "Download Files". • 5. Click "Download". - REFUNDS • Due to the fact that this is a digital download, refunds are not accepted. However, if you have any issues with your purchase please contact me! - COPYRIGHT : These files may not be shared or resold in any way, shape, or form. These are for one time personal use ONLY.