Dive into a world where fragrance is king and humor is queen with our sassy 9oz scented candles, all dressed up in sleek, one-size-fits-most glass jars. Each candle is a little eco-warrior, made from a 100% natural soy wax blend for a cleaner, greener burn. And the wick? Pure cotton - because we believe in keeping things straight (and steady). 🕯️ The Goods: Eco-chic 100% natural soy wax blend, a no-nonsense 100% cotton wick, and a glass jar that's got more class than a high school reunion. 🕯️ Size Isn't Everything: A perfectly proportioned 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) because good things come in small packages. 🕯️ Long-Lasting Laughs: A burn time of 50-60 hours, giving you enough time to solve at least one of life's mysteries. 🕯️ Label Swagger: Each candle flaunts a glossy, permanent adhesive label, because even candles need to dress to impress. Now, let's talk scents. It's like a buffet for your nose: 🕯️Apple Harvest: It's like taking a bite of autumn, minus the sticky fingers! 🕯️Cinnamon Vanilla: It's like baking without the calories or the clean-up! 🕯️Clean Cotton: Smells like fresh laundry, without the hassle of actually doing it! 🕯️Sea Salt + Orchid: Like a beach vacation for your nose, no sunscreen required! 🕯️White Sage + Lavender: It's like a spa day in a jar, minus the awkward small talk! 🕯️Atlantis Whisper: Smells like a lost city's secrets, without the risk of getting wet! 🕯️Christmas Warmth: Like holiday cheer in a candle, no ugly sweater needed! 🕯️Coconut Cream + Cardamom: It's like an exotic dessert without the extra gym time! 🕯️Peppered Passionfruit: Smells like a tropical fling, minus the travel expenses! 🕯️Unscented: The perfect scent for when you want your candle to stay silent! Choose your aroma adventure and let the good times roll (or should we say, glow?).