This is the perfect gift for the man in your life that he never knew he needed! Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me, Raccoons Find Me Oddly Comforting available in 100% ringspun cotton tee or 50/50 cotton/poly blend crewneck sweatshirt-choose from so many colors! NOTES: -Standard Processing time is between 1-5 Business Days (We work our butts off to get our orders out sooner than this. During the holidays expect slight delays as we are busier than ever, but know that we are working around the clock to make sure your order gets to you ASAP. -Regular shipping uses USPS First Class mail which takes 1-5 business days to be delivered. -Upgrade to Priority shipping (for an extra fee) and receive your package in 2-3 business days. -IN A HURRY? Purchase our RUSH listing from our store to have your package mailed out same or next business day with expedited shipping. **IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ! -We do not accept returns unless items are damaged. Every one of our shirts is made to order and customized just for you. Please make sure that you communicate explicitly any questions or concerns you have before placing your order. Due to lighting, phone screens, or monitor settings, colors may be slightly off. Follow us on Instagram @ totallyicedout for sales, coupons, giveaways and to be featured! Any questions? Just ask! We try to respond as soon as possible and are here to help YOU! 😋