For anyone who has stared at the ESC key and wanted to be transported elsewhere (anywhere else please!). This retirement card is the perfect congratulations on retirement greeting card for anyone who has finally made their escape from the working world! (Yay!!!) Great retirement wish for teachers, retired military, or for corporate retirement and just about anyone else. This listing is for one 4.25" x 5.5" note card printed on 60 lb. Polar Matte white card stock with my Epson R3000 art quality printer that uses archival inks. Each card comes with a matching A2 size white envelope and is secured in a clear plastic protective sleeve. Outside message: "Congratulations on making your Esc." Inside message: "Happy retirement!" (Also, the message can be customized if you prefer, just let me know.) Shipping: The card will be sent in a non-bendable rigid envelope for added security and will arrive by First Class mail. Here's more options for a funny retirement card: https://www.etsy.com/listing/514801170/retirement-card-funny-retirement-card?ref=shop_home_active_4 https://www.etsy.com/listing/234224357/retirement-card-congratulations-on?ref=shop_home_feat_1