I am 17 weeks along, or just a little over four months. Well, mostly. Here's the thing about pregnancy weeks. Some people, like my mean doctor, like to count you as far along as you are -- as in I am 16 weeks because 16 weeks have already past. Some people, like my lovely pregnancy tracker, count the week you are in -- as in I am in my 17th week as 16 weeks have already past. Then there are the people who count thing like the exact days, as in I am 16w1d or 16 weeks and 1 day. Until I am overdue, we are gonna ignore that shit.