Everybody Farts! The Holidays are here! What do you get the person who has everything? A blanket to fart on the Family, obviously! Dutch Oven Kits Fart Blanket Gift Boxes are a hilarious Christmas gift for the Farters in your life. Every Kit comes with a BIG, Soft Throw Blanket, Fart Recipe Card and other goodies! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Made my Dad laugh non stop. He's one of those dads that loves to fart and blame us!" - Brittany ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "This blanket is HILARIOUS! My husband is always gassy so I got this as a gag gift for one of his Christmas presents. The blanket is amazingly soft!! Great quality! Highly recommend!" - Magen ______________________________ What's in the Box? - A BIG, soft throw blanket. 60" x 80" to be exact! - Dutch Oven Kits Recipe Card Featuring The Classic Dutch Oven + 3 more ways to fart on your favorite people! - Stickers! - *Farts not included.* *Our blankets do not make fart noises or trap farts in any special way. They're awesome blankets packaged with hilarious goodies! Your Choice of 3 Great Blanket Colors: Tactical Green Cracked Rat (Gray) Silent But Deadly (Black) ______________________________ - All of our fleece throw blankets are 100% Microfiber fleece, Machine Washable and Tumble Dryable (Just in case)! - Orders are shipped in unmarked bags to keep your Christmas gift a surprise! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Browse our full shop collection: www.Etsy.com/shop/DutchOvenKits >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A great gift idea for: Christmas White Elephant Gifts Dirty Secret Santa Gifts Father's Day Birthdays Housewarming Anniversary Get Well Soon Groomsman Wedding Gifts Thank You Gifts April Fool's Yankee Swap Valentines Day ______________________________ FAQ: 1. Do your blankets have any special fart stopping or noise making properties? - In a word, No. They're just BIG, awesome, blankets! If you're looking to put a stop to Dad's hot farts, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire. Just sayin'! - They also DO NOT make fart noises. Dad provides the fart effects with his own butt. 2. Do you ship Internationally? - Not right now. The shipping cost is sky high right now and there are also tariff & import fees. We would love to ship internationally, but right now it's just too expensive. 3. Do you offer Expedited Shipping options? - Yes. However shipping carriers can not guarantee delivery dates so we DO NOT offer shipping refunds if your item doesn't arrive on time. 4. How Big Are Your Blankets? -All of our blankets are 60" x 80", 100% microfiber fleece and machine washable. They're BIG and Super Soft! 5. Do your blankets make fart sounds or smells? - No. All farts sounds and smells are provided by Dad…. Or the person He's snuggling with! 6. Can I ship to multiple addresses in 1 order? - No. If you need items shipped to multiple addresses, please place separate orders. Due to a high volume of orders, we are unable to split orders into multiple addresses.
