Tired of trying to figure out who's who at large family dinners? Get The Cousin Explainer tea towel! Then, toss the tea towel to your "first cousin, once removed" and tell him it's his turn to dry the dishes! (That's the child of your first cousin. However, your "first cousin, once removed" can also be the first cousin of one of your parents. Either way, it's not your turn to dry!) The Cousin Explainer tea towel is available for £9.95 (about 16 Canadian dollars) from Present Indicative, a gift company in Reading, England.