We are nearing the end of the mythic year 1984 where we had been warned that Big Brother is Watching You. Fast forward 34 years people ask why no one is watching them on YouTube, Instagram, Snapchat and so on. On the big screen, Beverly Hills Cop is still bringing in cash. Wham! Madonna and Daryl Hall and John Oates rule the airwaves. It's December 1984 and this Issue #92 of This Old Dragon! Oh I am in for a treat today. This is one of my favorite issues, wonder how it stacks up to my memory. For starters, we have another beautiful Denis Beauvais cover featuring a dragon attack. I always liked seeing dragons on the cover of Dragon. Seemed to make the issue special to me. A quick peek at the contents tells me this is a cleric-themed issue, so I know I would have loved it back then. Letters are still focused on falling damage. Well, at least one letter is. Back then I loved that stuff, I even wrote a program for my Casio programmable calculator to do it. Which of course led to discussions of is the gravity of my game world the same as Earth? Today I'll just roll a d6 per 10 feet and be done with it. The Forum has some more thoughts from readers on Katharine Kerr's Issue #89 Forum discussion about evil PCs. I tried to play in a game once full of evil PCs. Didn't work. No one could trust anyone long enough to get things done. Big ad for the "First D&D Fantasy Novel" Dragonlance's Dragons of Autumn Twilight. We are getting to the so-called "Hickman Revolution" in D&D. 1985, as I have mentioned here many times, was a transitional year for the game and TSR. We only see the hints here, ones that only reveal themselves in retrospect. Then? I had no clue! I Was thrilled to be gaming every weekend. Our first real article is by none other than the man himself. Gary Gygax's From the Sorcerer's Scroll feature gives us Clerics Live by Other Rules. Today this advice is given, but back then it was as close to heresy (pardon the poor choice of words) if it had not been from Gygax himself. To summarize Clerics should get spells and use weapons unique to their faith. We would later see this in 2nd Ed AD&D with the Priest of specific mythoi and in later editions with domain spells. But what Gygax is saying here goes beyond the dozen or score spells that are different. Paul Vernon is up with First, spread the faith which is all about clerics remembering what their purpose really is; they are on a mission from their gods (to quote the high clerics Jake and Elwood Blues). Bruce Barber takes this one step further in his The more, the merrier: How clerics can find new followers. Or cleric conversion rules. I remember getting a Xerox copy of this and stapling it to my cleric's character sheet. The problem I ran into is that there were never enough NPCs that were not trying to kill us to convert. Still it is a nice long article and has some good clerical advice that can still be used in any game today. Kim Eastland and Dan Sample have some text and pictures from the 1984 Gen Con miniatures open. I never read these in detail, my money never went to minis back then, but I loved the little Jabberwock at the end and always wanted one. Speaking of minis, next page over is TSR coming attractions featuring a set of metal minis for the Indiana Jones game. I don't remember if they ever got made, but those would be a prize today. Ahh. One of my faves is up. The Suel Pantheon from Len Lakofka. In this, the last of the series, we get Lydia, Bralm, and Jascar. One day I want to collect all of these (issues 86 to 90 and 92) and look at them as a single work. These gods and their write-ups were a nice working model of what Gygax was saying above about how clerics need to be different. Let the horse buyer beware is an article on how to buy horses from Robert Harrison who is obviously pulling on a lot of real-world knowledge he has. While I don't find this article particularly useful to me I do admire the work that went into it. The Ecology articles are back from Ed Greenwood. This time taking on Ettins in 'Duh Cology of...Duh Ettin! Again, given to us in-universe, even though that universe will not be available for another 2 years. I think this is the first time I began to think of Ettins as two-headed orcs rather than two-headed hill giants. Ed is back for more in Pages from the Mages III, another favorite feature of mine. In particular, I remember going on a quest to recover Aubayreer's Workbook having only the glyph as a clue. I don't remember all the details save that the quest was dangerous and the spells in the book were a bit anti-climatic given the quest. Not that the spells are bad (hardly!) it is the quest was that hard. This is also, at least from what I can tell, our very first mention of The Simbul, "the shapeshifting Mage-Queen". I guess she is looking for a copy of this book too! I think I see a plot hook for my next Realms game (and playing on the events in The Simbul's gift). MAYBE that quest was only half of the tale! Maybe the other half was really to get this book to The Simbul. I am only 30+ years late. Thank you Ed! Of course, that is only one of FOUR magic books. The others also have great history and potential for adventures. But Ed would later piss me off because I had written a Moonbow spell myself. Only mine was clerical and it was a spell given by Artemis/Diana to her clerics. My DM at the time told me it was too powerful at 5th level and here comes Ed with a similar spell, similarly named and his was only 4th level! Book Reviews are up next. One of the books reviewed is the famous "Name of the Rose" by Umberto Eco. Eco is required reading for anyone playing the WitchCraft RPG from Eden studios. Name of the Rose needs to be required reading for anyone playing a cleric AND anyone who thinks playing a cleric is lame. Our centerpiece is an adventure that I have ran on a couple of occasions. First it is for the D&D game (not AD&D). Jon Mattson's The Sword of Justice. It's nice little low-level adventure that can be snuck in between dungeons or other adventures. It is a nice mystery involving a missing sword, a mysterious elf (remember when elves were mysterious!) and a village full of scared but well meaning folk. A tiny bit of tweaking here and there and it could be run under any edition of the game. Yeah, even 4th (I thought about that version in particular. If I can convert it to 4th I can convert it to anything). Big ad for the TSR 10th Anniversary game pack with four pages of game shops you can buy it from. I checked the local listings and sadly only one or two reamin. I am also kicking myself for not getting this. Well...never had the chance really. Let's see... A review for the TOON game is up. I liked the idea of this game, but never got a chance to play it. Some advice for characters in DragonQuest, Going up and getting wet: How DRAGONQUEST natives climb and swim by Paul Montgomery Crabaugh. DQ is another game I want to try someday. The short fiction is The Multidimensional Caper by Mark Acres. It is an interesting story and a good example of mixing D&D with Gangbusters. The Ares section is up. The Six Million Dollar Mutant covers cyborgs in Gamma World. Jeff Grubb's Marvel Phile gives us some Heralds of Galactus. I remember reading this one because I never understood the fascination with the Silver Surfer. I got it, I think, a little more after this. Ed going for three gives us (along with Penny Petticord) some answers to Star Questions on Star Frontiers. Small ads and classifieds. Con Calendar. Ad from The Armory which looks exactly like the stand I bought some paint from over the weekend. Wormy. Dragonmirth. SnarfQuest, where we are introduced to the Gagglezoomer for the first time. Really a fun issue with a lot going on. Plus it has a lot of material that I can still use today in my D&D 5e games. Want to see what I was saying about White Dwarf at the same time? Check out White Dwarf Wednesday #60.