Get ready for mind-bending physics jokes! The gravity of the mass discussed in this article will be unprecedented! The mass of the topic is insurmountable! The velocity of thoughts spinning in your heart after reading - that of light! The shocking, awe-inspiring, and unbelievable topic is *drum roll* - physics jokes! And here you thought we would be discussing how cute cats are… That, of course, is also a case of great mass, but let’s leave it for some other time.