Being of somewhat an abbreviated stature myself, I know all too well the jokes and the giggles such a caliber causes to people around me. No, I cannot reach the upper shelf, ha-ha, and yes, I can fit into a box, same as a cat, thank you. However, if the giants think their lame roasts for short people scorn me, they are absolutely wrong because, as would all the short people agree, being of such a size is, in fact, a blessing.