This is an excerpt from the original blog, and it still makes me giggle. Do you remember a few years ago, when everything that came out was "also a camera!"? Everything you got had a camera built in. Cell phones starting advertising mega-pixels. Mp3 players allowed you to take videos. Go to buy an apple, and it has a built in camera to watch you digest it. Everything had a freaking camera in it! It was annoying for a while, but now we just accept that every piece of technology comes with a camera. Web-cams attached, face time for I-phones, video chatting, hell even some cosmetics have cameras so you can check your face without a mirror! Whatever. I like taking pics. I also like Febreze. I like it. I'm not in love with it, I don't want to marry it, and I don't want to bathe in it to smell it every second. But apparently, the makers of Febreze want me to. Everything now comes with Febreze Freshness. First there was the air freshener. Ok, that makes sense. Then came candles. Not a far leap, some people don't like sprays. Then cleaners. Not bad, who wants to smell bleach? Then they put it in fabric softeners and laundry detergents. Sounds good to me, I douse all my clothes in Febreze anyway, now this just saves me an extra step. Then came kitty litter with Febreze. While I appreciate the idea of not wanting to smell kitty litter all day, I doubt anybody is fooled walking by the litter box. Your friends don't go snooping around it, checking for odors. And if it smells than dang bad, CHANGE IT!! Take out the poop! How hard is that?! But last night, as I was mindlessly watching TV at 3am, thumbing through infomercials for my favorites (yes, I have favorites!) I saw a commercial that caught my eye. Trash bags. Glad Force Flex specifically. Trash bags, with the remarkable technology to fit an entire grand piano and not break, thought they needed an improvement. They added Febreze! Why?? Who is smelling your trash? Is your trash really that bad? Quit throwing away so much food! Wasteful. Take your trash out more often! Laziness. Here's a thought- go to the dollar store and buy a lid for it! Simple. WHY does everything need to come with Febreze Freshness??? Does it harness some magical power I didn't know about? Do they really think they are SO awesome, they can overcome the smell of rotting food and dirty litter boxes? Well, I'm here to help Febreze Marketers. I'm going to help you branch out. You know what Febreze lovers really want? Perfume. We can smell it all day. With accompanying body wash and lotions. And, let's go ahead and make some paint with it too. Not only would you avoid that fresh wet paint odor, you could be greeted by Febreze Freshness as son as you walk in the door- without have to walk past those creepy motion detecting air freshener discs. I don't like feeling stalked in my own home. It's just unnerving. Let's also make Febreze toothbrushes and toothpaste. Forget old fashioned mint flavors! That's a sure sign you're trying too hard, that just-brushed-my-teeth-in-case-you-want-to-kiss-me smell is SO last season! Everyone wants to brush with Febreze. Febreze Tic Tacs would also be nice. It's like a freshness party in my mouth! My date would never know I brushed for 20 minutes in case he wanted to tongue me later or have a hot make-out session after dinner. It goes with my perfume! I think the next ridiculous product that should be shoved down your throat and come in everything you buy is a pair of tweezers. Seriously. The people who WANT them can never find a pair when they need them. And the people who truly NEED them, obviously have no clue they exist. The uni-brow is completely preventable! There is no longer any excuse for overgrown lip hair and bushy brows. It's gross. You make me want to gouge out my eyes and pour bleach on my retinas when I see your Mr Bean like face. Invest in a mirror. Perhaps you haven't seen yourself in 10 years. That's the only excuse for your furry existence.
Released on CD and on label Warner Classics (7243 5 57321 2 5). Various — When Love Speaks. Genre: Non-Music, Pop, Classical. Style: Spoken Word, Vocal, Medieval, Romantic, Folk
Smile handmade punch needle rug Can be used as a soft and comfortable rug or can be hung as a decoration. Avoid washing in order not to damage the product, also this technique requires delicacy! Dimensions approximately 40x40 cm (16x16 inches) Prevailing Yellow color. Main material wool and acrylic. Made entirely by hand, you can see other products on Unperfect.things on instagram, where you can contact me for customizations or information! Follow me! 😉
Smile handmade punch needle rug Can be used as a soft and comfortable rug or can be hung as a decoration. Avoid washing in order not to damage the product, also this technique requires delicacy! Dimensions approximately 40x40 cm (16x16 inches) Prevailing Yellow color. Main material wool and acrylic. Made entirely by hand, you can see other products on Unperfect.things on instagram, where you can contact me for customizations or information! Follow me! 😉
Smile handmade punch needle rug Can be used as a soft and comfortable rug or can be hung as a decoration. Avoid washing in order not to damage the product, also this technique requires delicacy! Dimensions approximately 40x40 cm (16x16 inches) Prevailing Yellow color. Main material wool and acrylic. Made entirely by hand, you can see other products on Unperfect.things on instagram, where you can contact me for customizations or information! Follow me! 😉
Smile handmade punch needle rug Can be used as a soft and comfortable rug or can be hung as a decoration. Avoid washing in order not to damage the product, also this technique requires delicacy! Dimensions approximately 40x40 cm (16x16 inches) Prevailing Yellow color. Main material wool and acrylic. Made entirely by hand, you can see other products on Unperfect.things on instagram, where you can contact me for customizations or information! Follow me! 😉
Smile handmade punch needle rug Can be used as a soft and comfortable rug or can be hung as a decoration. Avoid washing in order not to damage the product, also this technique requires delicacy! Dimensions approximately 40x40 cm (16x16 inches) Prevailing Yellow color. Main material wool and acrylic. Made entirely by hand, you can see other products on Unperfect.things on instagram, where you can contact me for customizations or information! Follow me! 😉
Smile handmade punch needle rug Can be used as a soft and comfortable rug or can be hung as a decoration. Avoid washing in order not to damage the product, also this technique requires delicacy! Dimensions approximately 40x40 cm (16x16 inches) Prevailing Yellow color. Main material wool and acrylic. Made entirely by hand, you can see other products on Unperfect.things on instagram, where you can contact me for customizations or information! Follow me! 😉
When Pansy St. Battie discovered burlesque, it opened up a new world of glitter, glam, and freedom.
Today we feature 68 Inspirational Picture Quotes about Life, Success, Motivation & Fear. Everything you need for a fully motivated and fulfilled day. Enjoy these picture quotes and don’t forget to share this post with your friends and family! (Images) 68 Inspirational Picture Quotes To Kickstart Your Day […]
Hey there! My name is Miranda. I'm twenty-five years old, I'm a christian, and I'm a creator. I used to have dreams of b...
Handmade black and white checkered bag in punch needle. Dimensions approximately 24x18 cm (9.44 "x7.08" inches). Chain length 70cm but customizable on request. Material used wool and acrylic; it is internally lined, without pockets or zip, but it can be added a button to close it! Please do not wash it so as not to damage the product. Write me to customize it as you prefer😉 Handbag 100% handmade by me, you can find me on instagram as Unperfect.things to see other products or ask me for information or customizations!
Released on CD and on label Warner Classics (7243 5 57321 2 5). Various — When Love Speaks. Genre: Non-Music, Pop, Classical. Style: Spoken Word, Vocal, Medieval, Romantic, Folk
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NWOT Cleo A line pull on sheath skirt.This skirt was made to accommodate the curves! It is pleated, with a 3 inches waist band that stretches up to 24". It is fully lined and the sheath part has a specled/unperfect polka dot look with whites and hints of lime green. This fit me comfortably and I am plus size, 1X-2X. Women's M waist: 18-24" length: 25.5"
Minimalist painting painted and hand embroidered, it represents a girl on the swing. Purple main color, being handmade the shade may vary slightly. Dimensions 40x30cm (15.74x11.81 ") Entirely with attention to detail and details, customizable on request! You can find me on instagram Unperfect.things to see other projects or design the perfect gift made just for you! I wait for you! ;)
Millennials and Gen Z might prefer text messages, as they save one from the stress of actually calling someone, but this overlooks the very real possibility that one receives a message that ends up making one feel worse than any call could have.
