Dogs play many roles in our lives--family member, friend, helper, defender and, from time to time, psychiatrist. Anyone who has ever felt the familiar warm heartbeat at their feet knows that canine friends offer pure unconditional love and loyalty. This inspiring collection of quotes about dogs from famous dog lovers, and others from all walks of life, express the many ways people appreciate their pets. See the pooch traits people most love and enjoy cute dog photos. Read the inspirational quotes about dogs.

To err is human to forgive, canine. -- Unknown Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. -- Corey Ford Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really. --Agnes Sligh Turnbull Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. -- the

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************************************************* SOME GOLDEN OLDIES 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. 'Phone answering machine message - " . . . If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off". 8. I went to a seafood disco last week . . . and pulled a muscle. 9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. 11. A man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. The Doctor says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." 12. "'Doctor, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." 13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down". "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy" 14. A man goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Now don't you start." 15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! 16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' 18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin. 19. Two fat guys in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bastard!" 20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." 22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go to those places anymore" ************************************************** Morning Funnies ***************************************************** Today's Birthdays 1809 - Abraham Lincoln 1809 - Charles Darwin 1969 - Darren Aronofsky 1948 - Ray Kurzweil 1991 - Casey Abrams Birthdays on February 12th Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/#I7Gho0Cq5t5h6gTR.99 ***************************************************** Todays Pic Dump ***************************************************** ***************************************************** Afternoon Funnies ******************************************************* Today in History Lead Story Milosevic goes on trial for war crimes, 2002 American Revolution Ethan Allen dies, 1789 Automotive GM reports record loss, offers buyouts to 74,000 workers, 2008 Civil War Rebel General Robert Ransom is born, 1828 Cold War Russian ships bump U.S. destroyer and cruiser, 1988 Crime Actor Sal Mineo is killed in Hollywood, 1976 Disaster Iranian jet slams into mountain, 2002 General Interest Congress enacts first fugitive slave law, 1793 Garnet preaches to House on slavery and Civil War, 1865 Last emperor of China abdicates, 1912 Scharansky released, 1986 President Clinton acquitted, 1999 Hollywood Writers’ strike ends after 100 days, 2008 Literary Judy Blume, popular young-adult author, is born, 1938 Music Rhapsody In Blue, by George Gershwin, performed for first time, 1924 Old West Lorne Greene is born, 1915 Presidential Abraham Lincoln is born, 1809 Sports Basketball great Bill Russell born, 1934 Vietnam War Cambodians launch attack to retake Angkor Wat, 1972 Release of U.S. POWs begins, 1973 World War I British planes raid Belgian coast, 1915 American schooner Lyman M. Law is sunk, 1917 World War II Rommel in Africa, 1941 ead Story Milosevic goes on trial for war crimes, 2002 American Revolution Ethan Allen dies, 1789 Automotive GM reports record loss, offers buyouts to 74,000 workers, 2008 Civil War Rebel General Robert Ransom is born, 1828 Cold War Russian ships bump U.S. destroyer and cruiser, 1988 Crime Actor Sal Mineo is killed in Hollywood, 1976 Disaster Iranian jet slams into mountain, 2002 General Interest Congress enacts first fugitive slave law, 1793 Garnet preaches to House on slavery and Civil War, 1865 Last emperor of China abdicates, 1912 Scharansky released, 1986 President Clinton acquitted, 1999 Hollywood Writers’ strike ends after 100 days, 2008 Literary Judy Blume, popular young-adult author, is born, 1938 Music Rhapsody In Blue, by George Gershwin, performed for first time, 1924 Old West Lorne Greene is born, 1915 Presidential Abraham Lincoln is born, 1809 Sports Basketball great Bill Russell born, 1934 Vietnam War Cambodians launch attack to retake Angkor Wat, 1972 Release of U.S. POWs begins, 1973 World War I British planes raid Belgian coast, 1915 American schooner Lyman M. Law is sunk, 1917 World War II Rommel in Africa, 1941

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