Just because introverts are energized by alone time doesn't mean they're socially-inept hermits who hate everyone. In fact, introverts often enjoy meaningful conversations with close friends and strangers alike — they just hate small talk.…
Here are 21 humorous quotes by authors unknown. Enjoy them all because they will really tickle you, I'm confident of that. They tickled me.
My list of goals (DIY, Blog and Personal) for 2014!
These funny running quotes, hilarious running jokes, and thoughts runners have will make you laugh. Check out the best running humor!
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#3 is so relatable it hurts.
5. Some people don't understand that sitting in your own house alone in peace, eating snacks, and minding your business is f*cking priceless.
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Blurting, interrupting, talking out of turn… whatever you call it, this behavior can be an extremely distracting habit of some of our students. Julia Cook is one of my absolute FAVORITE authors when it comes to books that teach our students about social and emotional skills, and she has the perfect book that can open […]
What are your thoughts while running? Every runner has these thoughts in one form or another.
If you've ever seriously thought, "my kids are assholes," it might be because you've adopted one of these five parenting styles.
Help a child challenge negative thinking by teaching them to identify negative thoughts, challenge them, reframe them, and replace them.
Southerners have a special way with backhanded compliments. Wondering if we realize what we just said to you? Check this list of common Southern insults.
Cute and funny hiking quotes and captips for those with a hilarious sense of humor. Clever hiking captions for instagram for nature and mountaineering pics.
Teaching is rough and the strange things teachers say can make you laugh. What are some of the strange things you've said as a teacher?
Quotes can be for motivation, relatability, and humor. Keep things light and fun with funny quotes. They’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
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When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball...
Motivation is essential for achieving your goals. Add humor, and you have the best combination. Read funny inspirational quotes for a good laugh. Inspiration is the key to progress, decisions…
If you like attitude quotes, clever put-downs and sarcasm then you should enjoy this collection. Add them to your quiver full of arrows.
Teacher humour is needed to get through the hectic school season. Check out the 10 ways below to see if you live with a teacher!
Photo Booth Castle for Highlands Kids: We wanted a photo-booth for our Summer Blast (VBS) promotion day. Our theme is more or less medieval, so I thought a castle might be fun. This is how I made Castle Kids.
I can't understand why these aren't in medical journals! 1. Endoftermitis: This disease normally occurs at the end of term but sometimes afflicts teachers at half-term breaks too. Symptoms vary but usually include exhaustion, shattered nerves and a common cold. 2. OCLD (Obsessive Compulsive Laminating Disorder): Symptoms include an inability to stop oneself from laminating anything in sight. Unfortunately, there is no known cure to date. Symptoms have been known to diminish during holiday periods, however, they tend to flare most at the start of the academic year. 3. IBS (Irritable Brain Syndrome): This occurs when a teacher has had a busy week, has not had a lot of sleep and, therefore, has a reduced ability to tolerate the constant chit-chat, silly questions and health complaints. Symptoms include a raging headache, low-tolerance (particularly for student complaints that stem from hypochondria) and an impossible-to-quench desire for coffee. When this condition is at its worst, sufferers have been known to reverse their motto that "No question is a silly question." 4. Excessive Hoarding Disease: This affliction involves the inability to throw away certain household objects. Sufferers are known to have stashes of bottle tops, empty toilet rolls and yogurt pots hidden around their houses. Side-effects include frequent arguments with their housemates/significant other. 5. Friday Fatigue: An overwhelming feeling of exhaustion that prevents teachers from being able to function as human beings until they have first had a nap. 6. The Sunday Sads: This condition is brought on (on Sunday evenings) by the realisation of how close Monday is and how much they need to do. It is caused by weekend-long procrastination. Symptoms include frequent panic attacks, a sense of crushing doom and, ironically, further procrastination. 7. Anti-hypochondria: This condition occurs when a teacher is genuinely ill but, according to themselves, not ill enough to be absent from school. It arises from the thought construct that being in school ill causes less trouble, work and confusion than staying at home and recovering. 8. Acute Classroom Paranoia: This condition occurs when a class has a seemingly out-of-the-blue fit of giggling. As the giggling continues, the teacher begins to ask himself/herself several questions such as "Is there a hole in my clothing?" "Do I have a stain in an unusual place?" "Am I wearing mismatching shoes?" When the condition is at its peak, the teacher cannot bear it any more and demands that one of the "goody-two-shoes" students tells them why they are laughing. Unfortunately, if the cause of laughter was due to something embarrassing about the teacher, Acute Classroom Paranoia continues to aggravate them for the rest of the school day. 9. Report-driven Apocalyptic Complex: This illness occurs just before the due date for students' reports. Symptoms include insomniac behaviours, sheer exhaustion and a fear of impending doom. Medical practitioners have noted that, for all patients, the symptoms disappear on the report submission date. 10. Grammar Nazi Disorder: This is a life-long affliction in which sufferers have a very low tolerance for bad grammar produced by adults. Upon encountering this stimulus, sufferers experience the following symptoms: increased heart rate, surges of anger, recurring thoughts about how one could make such a mistake and a longing to reach for a red pen. Psychologists have observed that sufferers learn to keep their symptoms within and not to react to others. This tendency stems from previous negative experiences of correcting others. *clip art in the image from My Cute Graphics and font in the image is Annoying Kettle from Kevin and Amanda
Getting older is a fact of life. It doesn’t need to ruin your outlook. Take a humorous approach with funny quotes about aging. Getting older doesn’t have to be a sad thing. Exercise and humor are…
