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213-***-****: Wtf man :( You: Sorry baby gril :( 213-***-****: Wha- Why'd you just call me baby girl Or at least attempted 🤨 You: Damn you're a dumb mfer 213-***-****: Why are you suddenly acting like this?? Did I do something to make you upset D: You: Bestie, please look at the number 😔✋ 213-***-****: Oh OH ---- In which Ranboo texts the wrong number thinking it was Tubbo. Or In which a simple mistake leads to greater things :) ---- • Ranboo x GenderNeutral!Reader • **PLEASE READ 'IMPORTANT INFORMATION'** - Sharky <3 ~> Cover drawn by JohiroTheDevil
Dad goes viral on Twitter for a speech he gave at a shool's board meeting in which he was defending a mask mandate for students and teachers during the beginning of the school year.
Cats are savvy communicators, using nearly every part of their bodies to "talk." They express their needs and wants in a variety of ways, especially through their body language. Here are a few things your cat may be trying to communicate to you.
Are you a Facebook addict? Can't resist the urge to check your notifications every five minutes? We've got just the mug for you! Perfect for scrolling through your feed or stalking your ex, this mug is the ultimate accessory for any Facebook fiend. Warning: may cause sudden urges to post pictures of your cat (or your neighbour's cat, if you don't have one). Image and text is printed on front and back of the mug, to make it lefty-friendly! - 11 oz glossy ceramic. - Bright white glossy finish with a coloured handle and inner rim. - Dishwasher & Microwave safe. Colour information: Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.
Our epileptic cat Emmy died a couple of weeks ago, it was very sudden and a horrible shock to all of us. I am only just able to write about it in order to update her story here on my blog. Our Epileptic Cat Emmy Died My First Photo
Shhhhh Only Charizard Now - Funny dating fails (& some wins) from the beautiful world of the internet.
It's a dog's life for Anthony. Not only is he lacking the respect he deserves from the neighbourhood dogs and cats, but suddenly all he can do is scratch, scratch, scratch. And now bits of him are dropping off - yeuch! Just when Anthony thinks things can't get any worse, he finds himself on the vet's table. What she has in mind is about to destroy the tiny shred of street cred he has left...
Highlights From the award-winning author of SO B. IT, a story about family, friendship, and...pie!When Alice's Aunt Polly, the Pie Queen of Ipswitch, passes away, she takes with her the secret to her world-famous pie-crust recipe. 8-12 Years 7.45" x 5.45" Paperback 192 Pages Juvenile Fiction, Humorous Stories Description About the Book When Alice's Aunt Polly passes away, she takes with her the secret to her world-famous pie-crust recipe. Or does she? In her will, Polly leaves the recipe to her extraordinarily surly cat Lardo . . . and then leaves Lardo in the care of Alice. Suddenly Alice is thrust into the center of a piestorm. Book Synopsis From the award-winning author of SO B. IT, a story about family, friendship, and...pie! When Alice's Aunt Polly, the Pie Queen of Ipswitch, passes away, she takes with her the secret to her world-famous pie-crust recipe. Or does she? In her will, Polly leaves the recipe to her extraordinarily fat, remarkably disagreeable cat, Lardo . . . and then leaves Lardo in the care of Alice.Suddenly, the whole town is wondering how you leave a recipe to a cat. Everyone wants to be the next big pie-contest winner, and it's making them pie-crazy. It's up to Alice and her friend Charlie to put the pieces together and discover the not-so-secret recipe for happiness: Friendship. Family. And the pleasure of donig something for the right reason. With Pie, acclaimed author Sarah Weeks has baked up a sweet and satisfying delight, as inviting as warm pie on a cold day. You'll enjoy every last bite. Review Quotes Praise for PIE: * "Weeks deftly leavens moments of hilarity with the process of grieving in this sweet coming-of-age story in which Alice learns from Aunt Polly to follow her heart and to open it as well. Readers will close the book with a satisfied sigh and may seek out an adult to help them bake a pie." - School Library Journal, starred review* "What do you get when you take some scrumptious pie recipes, stir in a mix-up of a mystery involving an overweight cat and a legacy, then add a sly satirical nod to the Newbery Medal? This irresistible confection....Warm, delicious and filling." - Kirkus Reviews, starred review"The text richly describes the pie-making (and eating) process and includes multiple mouth-watering recipes for readers to try themselves. This would make a tasty readaloud for classrooms or families; stock up on pie ingredients first." - BCCB"This enjoyable chapter book is a real charmer" - Booklist"Stimulates both sweet tooths and sweet nostalgia" - Publishers Weekly About the Author Sarah Weeks was born and raised in the United States. She is the author of numerous award-winning novels, including Save Me a Seat with Gita Varadarajan, Honey, Pie, So B. It, Oggie Cooder, and Oggie Cooder: Party Animal. She lives in New York and teaches in the MFA program at the New School in New York City. She can be found on the web at sarahweeks.com.
