Had to make a birthday cake for my Canadian friend. via My local supermarket has a giant Roomba. "His" name is Marty and he detects spills including the blood it will shed once it becomes sentient. via If you're ever feeling useless, remember that bags of ice have nutrition information. via Found at my local

how it feels to be a girl asking ppl to hang out on ur bday

Read the Bizarro comic strip from December 3, 2015, and check out other Bizarro comics by Wayno & Piraro.