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Moody colors, chunky jewelry, romantic silhouettes, bell sleeves, long skirts, platform shoes, leather and lace ... overall Stevie Nicks realness. Please include your US numerical or letter size in the box, as well as any concerns (sizing, allergies, vegan materials), specifying in the box before you place your order. This includes things that you do NOT want to receive in the mystery bundle. Colors you hate? Fabrics that disgust you? No detail is too small, it really helps thin the herd! Be picky, I want you to be happy. If you are feeling ambitious, including the measurement of your natural waist, bust and hip is a great way to help me make sure I find something that fits you well. And if you are feeling really zesty (read: trustful) include your shoe size and I can try to work some magic! An important note because I love you: in Etsy's categorization system my bundles are listed under women's clothing. While most frequently I will source from the designated women's section of stores, please do not hesitate to contact me if this is not the vision you had in mind for yourself dearheart! Should something come to mind after you place the order, don't worry, just message me within 24 hours! I will respond myself within a 24 hour period unless there is the apocalypse or some such prior commitment. I will be shopping fresh for you each time, so please allow me 2 weeks to make sure I can find you something great! Overall it will be a mixed lot of things (mostly wearable items like dresses, blouses, sweaters, skirts, pants, jackets, accessories, etc.) unless you tell me otherwise. I will include other fun items as the vibe dictates: hair accessories, trinket boxes, stickers, candies, ribbons, yarn, aesthetically appropriate religious material (ie angels / cherubs in an angelcore bundle). All items will come from a variety of sources, mostly local consignment and thrift shops. Items included will be almost all second hand, if not entirely (for goodies like candies, stickers, etc. these will not be). Items will be in lovely, wearable second hand condition. I cannot guarantee there will be no minuscule flaws (for instance, a mark in the lining of a purse). But you will not receive anything overtly pilled, stained, damaged, or, you know ... maimed in any other way. An important disclaimer: we all know fast fashion is damaging our planet. I do not believe that refusing to reuse and effectively recycle these items is the solution. Therefore bundles will occasionally have pieces from these companies, IF they are of appropriate quality and condition. If you want me to avoid this, that's totally cool! Simply note in the personalization section or message me! Thank you for supporting my small business, and thank you for shopping sustainable for our shared future!
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