Little Tommy was doing very poorly in mathHis parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers — in short, everything they could think of.Finally in a last .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A man was playing golf when he hit his ball into the woods. As he went to retrieve it, he stumbled upon a talking frog. The frog looked up at him and said, "Hey, I'm actually a beautiful princess, and if you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess, and I'll grant you three
We haven't figured out yet how to travel to a parallel universe, but we've already invented the next best thing. FaceApp. Using the program, someone has recently transformed Marvel actors into women, revealing how these hot guys would look like if they were born with two X chromosomes, without a need for an actual cross-dressing party on their behalf. The makeovers quickly went viral, and people were not sure how to react.
These short jokes are perfect for when you need a fast, funny quip
A husband and wife decided to go on a diet together to shed a few pounds before their vacation. They agreed to encourage each other and stick to their diet plan. A week later, the husband noticed that his wife was sneaking into the kitchen late at night. He caught her red-handed, devouring a big
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.All the waitresses are gorgeous.A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and.. #funny, #joke, #humor
These short jokes are perfect for when you need a fast, funny quip
Why the change? George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and ma...
Funny black hole cult joke from LaffGaff - "My friend has joined a cult that worships black holes. I'd hate ..." Read more now ...
Why the change? George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and ma...
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This blog post is all about dark-humor jokes. Let's start this post with a huge disclaimer. These are JOKES. It is not our intention to offend anyone. Please take these jokes lightly as they are
... with two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He...
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Designing clothes for my pets and me has been a hobby of mine. So here are some of the costumes I've made for my pets! My life's aspiration is to uplift people and I see this as one of the ways I could do just that. Who doesn't light up seeing a little puppy dressed up in an itty bitty blazer right?
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.He went back into the bar, handily fl.. #funny, #joke, #humor
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A businessman was in big troubleHe had put everything into his business, and now it was failing.It was so bad he was even contemplating suicide #funny, #joke, #humor
For some strange reason, average height people always want to let short people know that they're short. It isn't a surprise to us, we know, and feel like saying to you, "Wow, that's news! I'll alert the media!"
Dark humor or black comedy is a form of humor that makes light of any subject without limits. If you’re up for it, read the best dark humor jokes.
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Mary stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband, Frank, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was completely crushed.” “The pain was...
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a […] More
Teacher: 'If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?' Johnny: 'Seven.' Teacher: 'No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Johnny: 'Seven.' Teacher: 'Let me put it to you differently. If I
One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy […]
When the manager of a men's clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. #funny, #joke, #humor
A security guard has a dream that the jet plane his boss is supposed to […]
“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said.A little girl raised her hand“I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” #funny, #joke, #humor
The first baby pondered for a moment before responding, “I’m not sure. I’ve heard some say there is, but I can’t see it for myself.” The second baby smiled knowingly. “Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there were two seeds lying side by side in the fertile soil of a garden. […]
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 storeas they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”The seco.. #funny, #joke, #humor
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?”The man ind.. #funny, #joke, #humor
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?” George replied, “God and me are tight. He knows I have...
This is a short motivational story of Socrates and his powerful teachingsHe was a great Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Western Philosophy.Once there was a young boy #story, #funny
A young caveman walks up to the tribe's elder shaman, looking irritatedHe asks, “How do we name our newborn babies?”The elder shaman is kinda busy, but the young boy insists to know, .. #funny, #joke, #humor
A boy who was suffering from cancer had lived his whole life inside the house being taken care of by his mother.One day, he wanted to go outsideHis mother was hesitant but reluctantly.. #story, #funny
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset.His wife looks worried and asks him what's wrong.He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. #funny, #joke, #humor
