Find the perfect roasts to entertain and amuse your friends with our collection of witty and hilarious insults. Get ready to deliver some epic burns and laughter-filled moments.
Sometimes all it takes to end a dispute is a single pithy sentence, as these shining examples of solid comebacks prove.
The article talks about several smart insults for people you hate.
When you are a quiet person it can be annoying when some loud extrovert keeps going on and on about how quiet you are. Yeah, we know we are quiet, you don't need to point it out.
Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.
These brutal insults from @insultmedaddy are good. So good, in fact, that you'll probably want to bookmark this page so you can use them when you are at a loss for words.
Caught in a quarrel? You can still win without sacrificing sophistication. These are the best 20 insults you can give (while remaining a gent).
Women are often called bitches unfairly, anytime you stand up for yourself, take a stand or refuse to give in, chances are you will get called the B word. If a man did the same thing, people wouldn’t say a word.
Usually, you can tell if you are smelling a little pongy, but If someone comes up and tells you that you stink it can be a bit of a shock! Maybe you had a spicy meal with a lot of garlic and onions and it is coming out through your pores.
What should a teenager say when their parent angrily says, "Don't you talk back to me!" You probably want scream, "I'm not", here are a few clever comebacks that you might find useful.
Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? It's annoying isn't it! Here are some great comebacks for the next time the manipulator tries it on.
When you are talking to a friend or family member and you disagree about a subject, they may blurt out ”You're wrong!" You may find yourself annoyed that they aren't listening to you or that they are so pig-headed they only see one side of an argument.
